lioness: alright, Potter fess up!
sev's bitch: I didn't do it!!!
sev's bitch: ...wait what am I defending myself for???
done with you all: she wants to know what's going on between you and Sev
sev's bitch: ohhh....uhh
sev's bitch: sev we're dating right? me asking you out wasn't some fever dream?
prince murder: .....yes we're dating
lioness: for how long???
sev's bitch: since our 4th year
bad bitch: we're in our 6th year so you guys have been dating for 2 years?
prince murder: yeah
done with you all: no wonder James got all red and pissy when Sirius said you to were cuddling
prince murder: ....I was sick and my mind tricked me into thinking he was James....
bad bitch: so wait James was that the reason you locked me out of our room that day?
sev's bitch: yes
black plaque: wait you guys didn't know they were dating?
lioness: did you know!!
black plaque: well yeah, it was pretty obvious
done with you all: now that I think about it, Peter's right and I feel dumb for not noticing
lioness: honestly so do I
bad bitch: I am offended, why didn't you tell us prongs?
sev's bitch: to be completely honest when I asked sev out I was sick in the hospital wing and I always believed it was some fever dream. Tho when Sev started being affectionate towards me I just went with it, I was scared that if I said something he'd leave
sev's bitch: and now that you guys are questioning us about it I figured the dream wouldn't last long and that I needed to know if we were a couple or not
prince murder: so all this time you thought we were having some fling?
sev's bitch: ....yes
prince murder: dear lord help me I'm dating an idiot
lioness: so did you two decide to keep your relationship a secret?
prince murder: no
lioness: then what the hell!! why didn't you tell me!!!
prince murder: I did, during the summer before our 5th year while you, me, and petunia where out in the park I said "Hey guys, I'm dating James" petunia said congrats but that I should be dating someone smart and you just began making plans to kill him
lioness: oh yeah....hehe whoops
sev's bitch: ok now hang on! did petunia call me stupid
prince murder: she did and I couldn't help but laugh
sev's bitch: what the fuck! I'm smart
done with you all: prongs please enough with the lies
sev's bitch: fuck you moony
bad bitch: lmfao
prince murder: alright enough of that, only me, Petunia, and Lily can call James stupid
sev's bitch: yeah!
sev's bitch: wait hold on!
lioness: too late sev already said me and my sister have the privilege to call you stupid!
sev's bitch: sev!
prince murder: what? Lily is practically my mom and I like Petunia, she bakes cookies
done with you all: lol
sev's bitch: unbelievable
bad bitch: so we aren't allowed to call James dumb?
prince murder: no
black plaque: well that's no fun
sev's bitch: you're all bitches
sev's bitch: except for sev.....and Lily cause she'll attack me
lioness: hehe :)
prince murder: lol
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Marauders group texts
HumorThe idea to make a group chat story involving the marauders seems very fun, it will also include Severus and Lily plus any other characters. They're all friends in this but they still talk shit about eachother. I'm not sure who will end up with who...
