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weirdo: Lucius!
angel: what do you want?
weirdo: I just wanted to talk to you
angel: I'm busy
weirdo: Look I need your help
angel: with what exactly?
weirdo: I have a date, and I need fashion advice
angel: ....
weirdo: Luc?
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lucy: Are you close to the Crouch family?!
rosie: yes why?
lucy: I need you to find out who barty's date is!
rosie: barty has a date?
lucy: yes! and I need to know with who!
rosie: why do you care? you don't even like him.
lucy: ....
lucy: fashion
rosie: fashion?
lucy: Barty is asking me for fashion advice and I need to know who has the utter misfortune of going on a date with barty so I know how to dress him
rosie: uh huh
lucy: ugh, just get me the name of whoever his date is
rosie: fine, fine. I'll text you when I find out who it is
lucy: thank you
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weirdo: Lucius?
weirdo: Lu?
weirdo: hello?
angel: sorry, I was just in shocked that you have a date
weirdo: I'm not that bad looking
angel: of course you aren't~
weirdo: I can tell you're being sarcastic
weirdo: will you help me or not?
angel: of course I will! Can't have you ruining your date's eyes with your awful outfit choice
weirdo: I should have asked Narcissa for help
angel: you should have but you didn't, come over to my house tomorrow at 6 and don't be late
weirdo: yes sir
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whore: So?!
douche: Lucius texted me asking to find out who your "date" is
whore: when?
douche: about 7 minutes ago
whore: that's around the time he stopped responding to me when I told him I needed fashion advice for my "date"
douche: I sensed a hint of jealousy when he texted me
douche: honestly Barty your plan seems to be working
whore: see! I told you this would work!
whore: so did your friend agree to lie and say she's my date?
douche: she has, on one condition
whore: what's that?
douche: you gotta do her D.A.D.A homework for a month
whore: deal!
douche: alright then we're all set, I'll text Lucius later who your "date" is
whore: good, you made me reservations for the restaurant right?
douche: yes I did, when are you going to see Malfoy?
whore: tomorrow at 6
douche: ok, well the reservation is set for the day after tomorrow at 8, you visit Lucius that day for a last minute touch up and then Abby will cancel an hour before 8
douche: then you ask Lucius to go with you instead or he'll offer to go with you. whichever one happens first
whore: perfect, thanks Evan
douche: you're welcome barty
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rosie: Abby McCoy
lucy: thank you
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Marauders group texts
HumorThe idea to make a group chat story involving the marauders seems very fun, it will also include Severus and Lily plus any other characters. They're all friends in this but they still talk shit about eachother. I'm not sure who will end up with who...
