Sirius: SOMEONE HELP ME!!!
Regulus: NO ONE HELP HIM!!!
Sirius: REG WHY!!??!
Regulus: You know why
Lily: What did he do?
Sirius: I'm innocent!
Lily: Siri I love you but I don't believe you
Regulus: Ha!
Sirius: 😭😭
Regulus: We're attending some family gathering and he attempted to ruin it
Regulus: He did ruin it but he also wound up hitting Rabastan with a stinging hex and well...
Lily: Well what?
Regulus: Rab is as petty as Severus is, they will kill you over the slightest offense
Lily: Damn....does this mean I'm gonna be single? 😮💨
Regulus: Yes
Lily: Now I'm sad
Severus: What? Why?
Lily: Cause I'm gonna be single
Severus: SIRIUS ORION BLACK! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO!!
Sirius: I PULLED A PRANK AND NOW RABASTAN IS GONNA KILL ME!!! I SWEAR TO THE GODS ABOVE I DIDN'T HURT LILY!!!
Severus: You tire me, I'm gonna go talk to Rab about not killing you
Sirius: Thanks sev
Lily: Yay! I get to keep my boyfriend! You're the best sev!
Severus: Yeah, yeah
Regulus: What a shame
Sirius: Oi!!
Regulus: 😇
Sirius: 🖕
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Short I know, but I hope it's still enjoyable.
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Marauders group texts
HumorThe idea to make a group chat story involving the marauders seems very fun, it will also include Severus and Lily plus any other characters. They're all friends in this but they still talk shit about eachother. I'm not sure who will end up with who...
