done with you all: so uh have any of you guys seen James?
black plaque: after what happened last night I am convinced he's dead
lioness: I didn't kill him or hurt him but I wish I did
bad bitch: he's back in the hospital wing
done with you all: do you think sev put him there?
lioness: I hope he did
snake king: it wasn't sev
black plaque: do you know who attacked James last night?
snake king: it was Rosier
bad bitch: well shit
done with you all: I forget that him and sev are roommates as well as very close friends
bad bitch: do you think they have something going on?
lioness: are suggesting that sev is cheating on James with Rosier?
bad bitch: Evan and Sev seem very close far to close to just be friends. Plus they room together so I wouldn't be shocked
snake king: before you go off and tell Potter that Severus might be "cheating" I'll have you know that Evan Rosier is in a relationship with his childhood best friend Mark Mucaliber and they have been dating since they've turned 11.
snake king: plus there's a rumor going around that Evan asked Mark to marry him
bad bitch: how have I not known this!!??
done with you all: we're shocked you didn't know about this either, you love gossip
bad bitch: I know, so what the fuck!
black plaque: well it's safe to know that sev isn't cheating but aside from that do you think he and James are gonna break up?
lioness: look as much as I hate James I don't want him & sev to break up they make a great couple
done with you all: they do but James doesn't exactly have a way with words
snake king: no he does not and we gotta help him with that
bad bitch: so we gotta tutor James in how to talk?
black plaque: yes we do
lioness: good cause I hate to see sev so sad
bad bitch: random question but isn't mark a drug dealer?
snake king: he use to be but he stopped after almost getting killed
bad bitch: I am out of the loop, reg meet at the library you gotta tell me everything that's going on cause this is ridiculous
snake king: lol sure Siri
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Marauders group texts
HumorThe idea to make a group chat story involving the marauders seems very fun, it will also include Severus and Lily plus any other characters. They're all friends in this but they still talk shit about eachother. I'm not sure who will end up with who...
