lioness: alright I'm bored
attention whore: I am too, being single is boring
black plaque: well you two can always find dates
lioness: what about you?
black plaque: what about me?
lioness: don't you want to date someone? you know go one dates and stuff
black plaque: to be honest I could care less
attention whore: don't you get lonely?
black plaque: I mean sometimes but I don't mind
lioness: we're getting you a date!
attention whore: yes!
black plaque: please don't
attention whore: but you need to know what it's like to go on a date
lioness: going on dates are great!!
black plaque: I don't care
attention whore: come on Peter!
prince murder: please stop harassing the poor boy
lioness: ugh, alright
prince murder: honestly if Peter wants to be single let him there's nothing wrong with that
attention whore: alright fine
black plaque: thanks sev
prince murder: you're welcome
lioness: so sev how's your date with James going??
prince murder: it was going great until you guys to decide to pressure Peter into agreeing to let you guys set him up with someone that he has to call me himself to get you guys to stop
attention whore: whoops, sorry
prince murder: don't apologize to me apologize to Peter
attention whore: sorry Peter
lioness: yeah sorry Peter
black plaque: it's alright
prince murder: good now that that's settled I'm gonna go back to enjoying my date with my boyfriend whose getting pissy cause I'm ignoring him
prince murder: so behave yourselves
lioness: yes sev
attention whore: whatever
prince murder: so help me god black if I get another call from Peter about you
attention whore: I promise you won't!
prince murder: good
black plaque: thanks for everything sev, I'm sorry for interrupting your date
prince murder: it's alright Peter, see ya
black plaque: bye sev
lioness: bye sev!
attention whore: have fun
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Marauders group texts
HumorThe idea to make a group chat story involving the marauders seems very fun, it will also include Severus and Lily plus any other characters. They're all friends in this but they still talk shit about eachother. I'm not sure who will end up with who...
