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If Sirius were locked up in the hospital wing for two weeks, surely he would end up losing his mind and begging to be taken to Azkaban to spend the summer holidays. He doesn't know how Remus could bear it, although he knows that the gramophone and the chocolate that they have passed him, has not been in vain. No matter how they got it because it is finally Friday and they are supposed to release him NOW. Sirius goes up the stairs three in three, whistling and humming, and when he walks through the door of the hospital wing to accompany Remus to his room explodes with glitters.

- You're free now, Lupin!

Free, but not alone. There's a boy Sirius knows only by sight, sitting in the chair that HE usually sits on. Looking at him. What is he looking at him and who is that guy?

- Hello Sirius- Remus has just collected his things and moves with a certain difficulty, clutching his side to help himself. - I think you already know Daniel.

Yes, of course, he knows him. O'Neill from Slytherin. From Slytherin, by Merlin!His blood turns sour just to see him, standing there, like he was an idiot harmless who wants his ass beaten, and he definitely will if that way he just leaves Remus alone. Him. And Remus. Whatever. It's like he had prepared a surprise birthday party and someone would have forgottenthe cake at home. His joy deflates and his moods turn against him.

- Nice to meet you, Sirius. - They have never been introduced, so the idiot wants to shake hands. A Slytherin hand! He has puffed ears. Sirius doesn't know why he dislikes him but he knows that when he dislikes someone the first time, there is not much they can do. 'Tis a dog with fast and strong instincts.

Squeeze his hand out of courtesy. For that and because Remus's expression clearly says, "behave decently doggy dog."

- You play defense, right?

The jerk nods.- But I'm not as good as you and James.

How humble. How Ickle Slytherin, how cute he is.

- No, I know. I've seen you play.

Remus's expression becomes even more severe. And when the boy finally leaves, babbling something like "Hope you recover well" and "See ya 'round" and some other idiocy, Remus reprimands him as if it were his damn mother. But no black magic to punish him, of course.

- Is it hard for you to be nice? Do you think others have to earn the privilege of your courtesy, Sirius?

Bla Bla Bla. Nor does he listen to him.

- What has HE come here to do? A Slytherin!

- To conspire to assassinate me and inherit my immense fortune. - Pick up his records and puts them in the bag- Visiting, Remus. What the hell do you think what have him come to do? Many possibilities occur to him. Spy for Slytherin. To discover what has he gotten sick of. To tell his mother that his best friend is a werewolf. To get Remus expelled. He has been able to come to lots of different things. "For example, to try to get into your pants". He stops to think about why all the options bother him. Even the last one. A Slytherin, seeing is believing.

- He has ears of puff. It reminds me of my aunt Lisbeth.

"Is your Aunt Lisbeth the one you always say looks like a hippogriff?"

- Have you noticed it too?

- Leave the poor boy alone.

Poor guy? And shit.

- It's Slytherin.

- It is nice.

Nice? His whore mother.

- It's Slytherin!

Remus leaves it as impossible and leaves the infirmary taking little steps, trying to stay comfortable in his own body. He has to hear the Sirius chatter on the way. Distrusting everyone who hasn't won their allegiance by fire and blood. Typical. exhausting, but typical.