It's not fair

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In class, they always sit in the last seats and they always have to listen to the protests of the teachers, or the other students, who shush them when the revelry starts to get out of hand. Often, sometime during the long sessions of Ancient Runes or Muggle Studies, the classroom rumbles with a kind of bursting laugh and the snapshot reaction of Professor Aurelia Flannagan Boyd or Professor Ringulus Blux - Runes and Muggle Studies, respectively - is to give a voice.

- Mr. Black! Silence or I'll kick you out!

Sirius thinks it's not fair, no sir. Because when he laughs it is not his fault. It's because of James that he wants to know what they've been up to in London and passes them little notes in which he tries to elaborate theories, each one of them much more delirious. "You have gifted Zonko stink bombs to Mrs. Black for his birthday". "Sirius took a wee at Buckingham Palace". "Have you gone to buy a cage to keep Peter?" 

But is Remus, who appears to be the student of the year and with his face of the favorite son of any Mother, who writes a reply note.

"All right, James, you wanted it. Sirius took me to a concert and a one thing led to another and well, I've fucked Mick Jagger".

They called him off, yes. But it's Remus. It's all because of Remus, who always makes him laugh.

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