Marauder crack

Nighttime acquaintances

Everybody does it. In the dark, in the bathroom, in the shower. To be possible, when your roommates are sleeping. But it's not always easy because if everyone waits for the next person to fall asleep, you'll hit up to three in the morning with an erection the size of the Gryffindor tower and unable to relieve yourself. So more than once you have to do it quietly and trying that the one nearest to you doesn't find out. But it's difficult to masturbate in peace and without disturbing anyone, thinking about the girl you like when your name is James Potter and your best friend waits right to the grand finale, so he hears you stifle a moan and scream, just to annoy you.

- Yes, Lily, like this, God!

And the worst thing is that the last contraction of orgasm still lasts when your voice bothers you.

- You're an asshole, Sirius. I swear.

- Do you solemnly swear? - questions, mocking, of course.

James tucks it into his pants and throws him a pillow of all the strength he has. The immediate result is that Sirius has a laugh and James just tried to drown him. Straddling his bed, he vibrates with that doggy laugh that wakes up all his roommates left. Sirius grabs him and gets him upside down and keeps screaming "Lily! Lily! Make me a man! Free my magic wand!"

If Remus did not live under the lunar influence of a Black he would send them to shut the hell up to sleep but how can he sleep if the image of Sirius on top, riding, swinging his hips semi-naked, almost as a joke, almost seriously.