"Prongs:
Maybe by the time this owl reaches you, The Daily Prophet has already announced the death of my mother. I've thought of something great because I know that she would like to die in a big way. Nothing bigger and nobler than a great bonfire, don't you think? I'm going to burn this house from the foundation and let them all burn inside. I feel generous. I'll put Mama's ashes in an urn and I'll take her to the sea like King Arthur. Nevertheless, I can also flush her down a muggle toilet. Still can't decide. I don't know what the fuck you're doing but I'd appreciate some entertainment, fucker. I admit it. I am so desperate that even Peter's mail entertains me.
Padfoot.
Ps: by any chance, you don't know something about Lupin's little fucking sucker? Already is pretty fucked up living in this fucking house for that nerd to top long-nosed pass from writing to me. I'm starting to think that he's run away with Dumbledore and they're living a fucking love story. I will have to read "Witch's Heart" to see if they say anything.
Again, Padfoot.
Ps2: Tuesday afternoon. The Capital Radio. It is not necessary to thank me, you asshole.
Always yours, or rather only mine, Padfoot".
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FanfictionHere I bring to you, native and non-native English speakers, the English transcription of Marauder!Crack by Irati, a fanfiction that revolutionized the fanfiction world of Harry Potter, more concretely the Marauder's Era in Hispanoamerica. I am not...
