Marauder crack

It's all Ella's fault

A simple visit to the boys' room with Lily dejected some powerful inland tides, and in the end, Remus can't take it anymore. Three weeks of harassment by James. And when James isn't there, it's Sirius who insists. "Are you sure you don't like Lily, Moony? ARE YOU SURE?". But they insist, and Good grief James, is certainly the worse.

- You fancy Lily.

- I don't fancy Lily.

- Don't try to hide it.

- James, do we have to go through this again?

- But it's all right. You like her and you think she likes you back and you don't want to tell me because you know that I'm like in love with her from the very first day I saw her and that it was six years ago but still, okay, okay, you fancy her. Like a lot.

- James...

- Don't try to deny it.

- I wouldn't deny it if it were actually true!

- Well... That explains everything.

- Do you mind illustrating that it is EVERYTHING?

Sirius shuts up and grants. He watches them from a corner. Attentive as a dog, waiting for the hunter's prey to fall from the sky to run and find it.

- Well, everything. Your study sessions together, that she is always with you and above all, you never go out with girls.

- James for the last time ...

- Don't tell me you don't like Lily!

- I don't like girls!

- How can you don't...! - but he stops mid-sentence- and then who you...? - and ends up understanding it. - Ah. - He ponders it. - Ah okay. - he meditates the matter for a couple of seconds and looks delighted as if he's taken off the weight of his life - Ah, great!

- I'm glad that my homosexuality is the source of your happiness, James. - A pause for Remus' triumph. -Can we drop the Lily topic now?

James is so happy that he hugs him while repeating "I believe so, Moony, I believe so. "

That day, finally, Sirius knows what the whole school has always known.

He is gay. Remus. HIS Remus.