"I spy something that's green with a very weird shape on some weird string thing or whatever and some stripes, I think those are stripes, on it, with a-"
"Steve, literally all you've been describing are cars so I know that it's a car and it's the one right next to us." Tony deadpanned.
"What are you two doing?" Bucky grumbled as he woke up groggily, rubbing his eyes tiredly as he looked between the two.
"Tossin' a salad." Tony scoffed.
"Swimming." Steve rolled his eyes at the soldier while both of them laughed and high fived but the older brunette groaned.
"It's a miracle we didn't die." Bucky deadpanned.
"Okay, rude for one thing." Steve huffed.
"The truth, though." Bucky shrugged then flopped his head back on the seat. "Good mornin' princess." He smiled at his daughter when he saw her smiling as she was sitting in her car seat.
"I'm second to the baby." Tony looked at the blonde dead serious. "The disrespect." He huffed. "Who's the one who gave him that baby? Me!" He pointed to himself. "And I'm second." He brought his arms up just to drop them down dramatically while he ranted to the blonde who was cracking up. Tony then turned to the older brunette and shook his head slowly, giving him a cold look as well, "you men are all alike." He then turned back in his seat and huffed, crossing his arms as he had his head held high.
Steve was cracking up from the little diva moment displayed by the engineer while Bucky cocked a brow then scoffed at his words.
"Last I checked love, you're also a man." Bucky chuckled lightly.
"Shush, lemme have my moment." Tony waved him off.
"Of course love." Bucky scoffed as he nodded his head lightly then sat up in his seat and smiled at his daughter.
"Stupid soldiers." Tony grumbled. "So rude." He waved it off. "Second. I'm second." He exclaimed. "The audacity." He huffed.
Steve was laughing his ass off while Bucky rolled his eyes dramatically yet fondly at his husband and scoffed at his words.
"I can hear you ya know?" Bucky rose a brow at the mechanic.
"No duh!" Tony sassed.
"I'm going back to bed." Bucky sighed, waving his husband off as the blonde was still laughing from the whole thing.
"Good." Tony huffed.
"I love you." Bucky moved close to the engineer to kiss him but the man turned his head the other way with a huff, making him frown and whine from the gesture.
"Alright, we're stopping." Steve chuckled as he made a turn once he saw a rest stop and drove to it. He got out of the car, taking the baby as well, then gestured to the two, "I'll be back once I've gone to the bathroom and gotten some food, and maybe even changed her, if she needs it, but I will be back so don't do it in the car." He pleaded then walked off.
Bucky ignored him then nudged the billionaire lightly, "come on love, talk to me Angel." He spoke softly to him. Tony huffed in response. "Please talk to me love." Bucky took his hand and kissed it softly then started to kiss up his arm next. "Come on kitten, talk to me." He whined.
Tony looked at the soldier and pouted slightly. "Kiss me." He mumbled.
Bucky nodded his head then kissed him softly, pulling him closer by his face as he slid his tongue into his mouth.
Tony kissed back and when they broke away, he held the soldiers hands close, kissing them softly as well, "alright, I'm done." He mumbled sheepishly.
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Winteriron
Fanficit starts off with stony, but I absolutely LOVE winteriron and I feel like there isn't as much about them so I'm writing this about them!!! enjoy!!! m!preg btw!! I wanted to warn you before you read it. Contains m!preg!!