"𝐂𝐢𝐫𝐜𝐮𝐬 𝐅𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐬"

𝟗𝟐. "𝐎𝐧𝐞 𝐌𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐅𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤"

𝐃𝐚𝐲 𝟑𝟎 𝐨𝐟 "𝐍𝐨 𝐌𝐚𝐧'𝐬 𝐋𝐚𝐧𝐝"

"If you force me to eat one more vegetable, I'm leaving you." Jerome grumbled and fell back on the couch.

"Well, I'm really sorry I don't have meat powers." I sighed and started making us dinner.

"We could just get some from somewhere."

"Think about that for a second and get back to me."

"We could kill something for it." He shrugged. I snorted with laughter.

"Are you honestly suggesting killing dogs for meat?"

"It's better than killing people for meat."

"You're right about that." I muttered, threw the potatoes in the water and went over to him.

"We could go to Oswald's for dinner." I grinned. He glared up at me.

"I'd rather eat you." He grumbled. Then a huge grin appeared on his face. I frowned with confusion.

"I might do that anyway." He chuckled, snatched my waist and dragged me on top of him.

I squeaked with surprise, but it immediately morphed into a fit of giggles. My amusement was quickly stopped by Jerome's lips, though.

"Please, shave. I'm sick of the stubble." I pleaded desperately. He giggled happily.

"No. I like it." He grinned and kissed me deeply.

Then he flipped my back onto the mattress without breaking the affection. Suddenly Dobby jumped on the couch. I pulled away and turned my head to him.

"Hello." I grinned at the kitten.

He squeaked happily and jumped on my chest, separating me from Jerome. The ginger glared at the teeny cat.

"We could eat him." He grumbled. I chuckled.

"No, we could not." I grabbed Dobby and placed him on the ground.

Jerome grinned and pressed his lips to mine. Then Dobby jumped on his back.

I started giggling when the cat got on his head. Jerome shut his eyes and sighed with frustration.

"How about we just kill him." He proposed and opened his eyes. I glared at him and whacked his shoulder.

"I would kill you before I would let you hurt him." I growled and carefully took the cat off his head.

"I'm feeling so good about this marriage of ours." He snarked.

"You're welcome to leave anytime." I shrugged and once again set Dobby on the floor.

"Go." I ordered him and pointed to the door. He squeaked and ran away.

"How about never?" Jerome purred and nestled his face in my chest.

"Fine by me." I chuckled softly and buried my fingers in his hair.

***

"You have to help me water everything." I told the ginger. His eyes widened.

"Everything?" He repeated with disbelief and scanned the thoroughly filled with plants living room.

"In the rest of the house too." I grinned. He huffed and dropped his arms with defeat.

"I'm kidding, Dummy." I chuckled, nudged one of the plants and made them thrive by a chain reaction.

"Why do you need plants everywhere, anyway?" He asked.

"I feel better with them around." I shrugged and headed to the patio.