Haikyuu oneshots and scenarios

HOW YOU MEET

Hinata Shoyo, aka shrimpy and tangerine, called by Tsukkisaurus Rex or the salty salt shaking beanpole Tsukishima kei: You would probably meet each other if your younger sibling and his sister Natsuo become friends. If you don't have any siblings, oh that's all right. You'll STILL meet tangerine bby at school and you'll become really good friends and you guys often play volleyball together

Tsukishima Kei (Or the salty salt shaker as I like to call him) : You were the new kid at the school and while you were walking in the hallways, you accidentally bumped into him. 

"Hey, watch it you shrimp!" Tsukishima snarled at you. You just huffed at him and replied, "Well.... you need an EXTRA pair of glasses since you can't see where you're going you salty beanpole!''. You 2 were about to have a yelling match till Yamaguchi and Sugawara stopped in time but nonetheless, Tsukisaurus Rex was impressed by your attitude. He thought you were cute when you were trying to be badass but that's something he will NEVER admit. He's gonna take that secret to the GRAVE

Kageyama Tobio: You meet him when you're going towards the vending machine. Like him, even you have a crazy milk obsession and you 2 were the only ones in the school and you guys were early. You couldn't dream of making it through a day if you don't have at least ONE glass of milk and so, you decided to buy a milk carton. You were walking and you reached the vending machine. You quickly inserted a coin as you felt another hand press slightly on yours. You look up and you see a guy with raven black hair, staring at you sheepishly 

"Uhhh... sorry?" he mumbled

"Ohh... no worries'' and you pressed the button to get that milk carton but he pressed it as well. You were internally screaming since you felt like you were starring in a middle school Hollywood dramatic blockbuster movie. Unfortunately for you, the milk carton got stuck in there and finally after kicking it while Kags stared at you in amusement, it came toppling down. Too bad only one came and you just stared at each other. Finally, breaking the awkward silence between you both, you mumbled, ''Here, you can have it'' 

He went, "Nah, you can have it'' and just walked a few paces away from you but he turned back and asked, "You wanna come with me to class or something?" while blushing like crazy. You replied sure and you both walked together. Let's just say that when people saw you, their eyes were popping out of their skulls 

Yamaguchi or Yamagucci (XD) : You'd probably meet this boi in the cafeteria when you're getting lunch. You saw Tsukishima calling some orange haired kid a shrimp and you decided to intervene being the justice loving person you are

"Hey, leave him alone!" you yelled and you came closer. "Ugh, another shrimp to deal with. Just get lost already'' he snapped. "You're the one who should get lost you MF beanpole with glasses!" you glared back. Tsukishima was livid and mad at that point. He grabbed a glass and was about to pour water on you but you 'accidentally' knocked the glass over JUST in time and you sent the glass of water toppling over HIM instead. He just huffed and went away as Yamaguchi stared at you like you were the 8th wonder of the world. He came up to you and said, "Wow... that was really... uhm... heroic of you to stand up to him like that'' and you just smiled at him. And from that moment onwards, he decided to follow you like a lost puppy that's been imprinted in you and you save him from Tsukishima many times

Daichi Sawamura: You were the new manager of the Karasuno volleyball team and you had motherly instincts like Sugawara. You saw Daichi trying to get everyone to maintain order and you just couldn't stand the noise anymore and you blew on the whistle that you had really sharp

"Oh man WTF was that?" Tanaka asked. "Tch, sounded like the shrimp crying'' said Tsukishima. "Hey, I'm right HERE you know'' said Hinata indignantly. You just sighed and said, "Guys, calm down and please keep quiet''. As soon as you said that, the other members of the Karasuno team just looked at you and Daichi started to think you were some sort of angel or goddess in disguise. He talked to you after that and yay you, you made a new friend