Haikyuu oneshots and scenarios

YANDERE USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI HEADCANONS

Requested by @Icantwiththis- and I hope you enjoy :) and btw, the fanart doesn't belong to me, credits to whoever drew it :) And damn.... why TF does he look so hot??!!!

*Takes a deep breath* Okay ppl, brace yourselves for this because what Imma tell you might come off as a surprise (Not really lol). He's kinda oblivious to realize he's fallen in love with you. You might appear regularly at his games or heck, even be his class mate for that matter but you certainly won't go unnoticed by him, that's for sure ;)

He'll try hanging out with you more to get to know you better and pretty soon, the entire Shiratorizawa team will figure out that dude has a MAJOR crush on you and it's not that hard to figure out since he'll become a blushing and stuttering mess when you're around which is really rare for him and yes, Tendou will certainly tease him about it till he whacks him upside the head telling him to shut TF up 

Gets really angry and eerily calm when you hang out with anyone else other than him and sadly, that includes even your female besties too. So, he'll either try to worm his way into your life by taking an interest in whatever it is you do everyday after school like hanging out at a park or cafe or he'll warn those people to back the F off away from you before they regret it. And if they don't heed his warning, well.... he can take matters into his own hands. How? By spreading malicious lies and rumors about that filthy piece of trash who DARED to even THINK of getting close to you and besides,  who won't believe him anyways, he's the captain of a volleyball team and his team mates are there to support him at every step of the way and he's also kinda like a model student, so..... yeah.... he might even be the teacher's pet if he plays his cards right 

Now unlike other crazy psychotic yanderes, he knows what he's feeling for you is wrong and is deranged but he can't help it. Something about you just seems to draw him to you. He views you as a goddess/ god or angel that needs to be protected from this vile and filthy world. He loves you like a drowning man loves air..... 

Worships every inch and part of your body as well as the ground you walk on 

He won't stalk you or break into your house to collect things from you. Please, he might be a bit of a whackadoodle but at least he's not a pervert. He values your privacy and personal space and he literally DROWNS in his respect women juice. So, instead of following you home under the guise of keeping you safe like some creepy stalker, he'll leave little notes in your locker or your bag when no one's looking or something like that. Notes like, 'You looked beautiful today angel, keep smiling' or if someone dared to flirt with you, he'll leave a note like, 'I'm not going to allow anyone else to have your beautiful rosy soft lips, your hugs and your heart or be in your arms 'cause that's MY place'. Creepy? HELL yeah. Does he care of give a damn? Of course not 

So, him being the friendly person he is *Cough cough*, will ask you what's wrong and when you tell him you have a creepy stalker at the back of you, he'll offer to protect you and make sure you're safe. But inside, he's on cloud infinity. You were trusting HIM to keep you safe?! He was practically quivering with excitement though he won't show it

Now, the only reason he'll kidnap you is if he's worried about losing you. Say, someone confessed to you, they'll be dead in less than 10 minutes and as for you, you'll be waking up in a nice comfy luxurious room but without chains or ropes. He loves you and cares for you so why the HELL would he restrain you? He ain't some kinda monster. In fact, you'll find a glass of water and some snacks sitting on a table next to you after you wake up

He'll treat you like royalty, no doubt. He'll never harm you, hurt you or even manipulate you though he looks so intimidating and tough. He just loves how small and soft and cute your hands are compared to his and how gentle and adorable and small you are in size compared to him. He's shy when it comes to initiating affection but if you hug him or cuddle him, he will literally MELT in your arms, no joke. He'll hold you in his strong manly grasp for hours as you're sitting on his lap either reading a book or playing video games

Now, do NOT try escaping from him. It's better to just accept his love instead of resisting it. Yes, he will be patient with you for a month or so but you should know that he's not the most patient man on the block. While he won't threaten you or harm a single hair on your head and yes, he'd rather kill himself than do ANYTHING to you which will hurt you, he'll go on a murder spree killing your friends. He hates seeing you cry and it pains him but you NEED to be disciplined and he will do WHATEVER it takes to make you love him 

He knows what's best for you darling so don't even try fighting back against him and if you do, he'll just hold you and pull you onto his lap and hug you

Punishments aren't that bad either. He'll just lock you in a room for an hour till you're ready to say sorry and he'll give you your favorite food right after 

Will NOT touch you without consent or make you do uncomfortable things. But he does like leaving hickeys all over you. "Don't cover them up, they show who you belong to~"

Loves to spoon you from the back and just hold your tiny small body in his arms and talk about random stuff like how his day went or constellations and all that. He loves the look in your eyes when you talk about your favorite things

He is the type of person to Google things like 'Things lovers do' and when he finds out that they feed each other as a sign of love and trust, believe it or not, he'll start feeding you himself. If you try turning your head away like a little kid, he'll straddle you and just calmly say 'Open' with a spoon or chopsticks in his hand. He likes it when you're dependent on him

Will not let you come to his volleyball games but if he starts to trust you, which will take a long time for you, and if you don't screw up your chance to go out for once, he might reconsider however he wants you sticking close by him at all times no matter what and yes, he'll death glare anyone who tries talking to you. Tendou will help him with yandere works of his like killing people and stuff like that. What do you expect? They're friends after all and yes, he's in charge of your security if you're outside

So, children that brings us to the end. We have learnt that: 1. Do NOT deny his love, he will be sad and then go batshit crazy

2. Do NOT escape from him. Since one, he will have all escape routes destroyed and two, he WILL find you no matter WHAT

Big boi here just wants to love so give him lots of cuddles and love :) Just don't test his patience too much and you'll be a really happy family with 3 kids

I'm sorry if this was trash, I have exams from tomorrow and I'm getting writer's block too often these days and screaming into a pillow doesn't exactly help matters unfortunately TnT *le sniff* but peace out and have a wonderful day/ night :)