Part 106- Chachi!!

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Mini went downstairs and was shocked to see chachi- Hanuman's iconic CHACHI (she was so irritating, and used to speak in Haryanavi (it's my first time with this language, so please bear with it)

Chachi: HANUMAN!! Kahan hai mhara Hanuman?

Mini: Chachi ji?

Chachi: Arrey, mhare Hanuman ki chhori. Kaisi hai tu?

Mini: 😬 Mai.. mai theek hoon. Aap yahan?

Chachi: Haan, maine socha ki iss baar bina bataye aati hoon Hanuman se milne. Kahan hai woh? (Lmao, and she again began to shout his name) HANUMAN!! Aur manne suna hai ki uski ek apni chhori bhi hai.

Mini: Haanji.

Chachi: Usse bhi toh milna hai. HANUMAN!

Neil: Yeh subah subah kaun shor macha raha hai? I don't understand why people shout so much. Pyaar se baat karo yaar. (He didn't notice Chachi and) Mini, restaurant chalein?

And she saw him.

Chachi: Je chhora kaun hai? Qutub Minar jaisa lage hai.

Neil: Excuse me, EXCUSE ME, Qutub Minar?

Chachi: Arrey haan haan, Delhi mai hai.

Neil: 😑I know that.

Chachi: Kitni ingreji bolta hai je!

Neil: Ingreji? Oh, you mean english, it's Angrezi.

Mini: 🤭

Chachi: Arrey tune bataya nahi. Je chhora kaun hai?

Mini: Chachi ji, yeh woh ... Woh Chef hai. (Forever Chef 😂)

Chachi: Chef? Pati ko ingreji mein chef kehte hain?

Neil: 😯

Mini: 😯 Nahi nahi, pati nahi. Yeh woh, chef ko kya kehte hain hain yaar...

Neil: Rasoiya 😒

Mini: Haan, yeh rasoiya hai, humare restaurant.. (looks at Neil)

Neil: Bhojanalaya... 😑

Mini: Yes, humare bhojanalaya mein.

Chachi: Tamne bhojanalaya khol liya? Aur thaari dukaan ka ke hua?

Mini: Woh humne apni shop ko hi restaurant.. matlab bhojanalaya bana liya. 😬

Chachi: Acha acha! Agar je thaare bhojanalaya ka rasoiya hai, toh yeh mhare Hanuman ke ghar pe ke kar riya hai?

Neil: Kya kar raha hoon matlab? I live here on rent.

Chachi: Ke?

Mini: 🤭 (whispered) she won't understand your english.

Neil: Haan matlab, mai yahan kiraye pe rehta hoon.

Chachi: Kiraye pe? Hanuman ne jawan chhore ko jawan chhori ke saath ek hi ghar mein rakh liya? Mai abhi baat karti hoon usse. Kahan hai woh?

Mini: Woh actually, he is...

Chachi: Arrey je uski aur uski lugai ki tasveer pe mala kyun hai? Ke hua mhare Hanuman ko? BATA BATA.

Mini: Unka accident...

Chachi: KYA!! Mhara Hanuman! Hey bhagwan....

And very obviously she started crying.

Chachi: Dekho uske baad iski je chhori kaise kaise kaam kar rahi hai.

Mini: What?

Chachi: Kaise kapde pehen rakhe hain je ajeeb se.

Neil: 😒🤦🏻

Mini looked at him.

Neil (whispered): Don't pay heed to her. She is out of her senses right now. 

Mini: Yeah ☺️

She was crying continuously and all of a sudden she held Neil's hand, thinking it to be Mini's, pulled him on the sofa besides her and hugged him.

Neil: Ahh! 😯 EXCUSE ME! What are you doing? 😬

Mini: 😯🤭

Chachi: Arrey! Manne laga ki chhori hai. Tu kahan se aa gaya?

Neil: 😑 God!

He stood up. Arya was going to the school when..

Arya: Bye Veer Balika! Bye Neil! 😁

Mini and Neil: Bye Chhutanki/ Chhoti Madam.

Chachi: Arrey je kaun hai? Je mhare Hanuman ki apni chhori hai naa?

Mini: Ji woh..

And before Mini could say anything further, she hugged her so tightly, almost choking her.

Arya: Ouch! Chhoro mujhe!

She loosened her grip.

Chachi: Arrey kitni pyaari hai. Mhare Hanuman ki yaad dilati hai je.

Mini: Chhutanki! Yeh Papa ki Chachi ji hain.

Arya: Oh, I see. Namaste.

Chachi: Namaste.

Arya: Veer Balika, mai school ke liye late ho jaungi. Inse kaho naa ki mujhe chhod dein.

Neil: 🤭

Mini: 🤭 Chachi ji, usko school jana hai. Please leave her, matlab usko jaane dijiye.

Chachi: Haan haan, jaa chhori.

Arya (whispered): Yeh ro kyun rahi hain?

Mini: Inko papa ke baare mein pata chala abhi, that's why.

Arya: Oh.

She went to her school.

Chachi: Manne kisi ne bataya kyun nahi Hanuman aur uski lugai ke baare mein? Bata chhori, tanne kyun na bataya?

Mini: Mujhe nahi pata tha ki aapko nahi pata iss baare mein.

Neil: Oh God, stop giving explanations to her and let's go to the restaurant.

Mini: Oh yes, mai toh bhool hi gayi.

Chachi: Tum kahan jaa rahe ho? Apne bhojanalaya mein?

Mini: Hanji.

Chachi: Wahan se wapas aa kar manne acha sa khana bana ke khilana. Mai bhi toh dekhu, iske haathon ka swaad.

Mini: What, lekin mai kaise...

Chachi: Arrey tu nahi, tere rasoiye se baat kar rahi hoon. Thaara naam ke hai?

Neil: Neil Oberoi.

Chachi: Kya?

Neil: NEIL OBEROI 😒

Chachi: Acha acha.

They came out of the house.

Mini: Yeh suddenly Chachi ji kahan se aa gayi?

Neil: By the way, agar mai galat nahi hoon toh yeh wohi hai naa jinke liye tumne lambi chaudi theory likhi thi apni diary mein? What was that.. haan, DUNIYA KA SABSE KHATARNAAK TITLE HOTA HAI CHACHI, isn't it?

Mini: Okay, stop teasing me. Yeh kuch zyada hi weird hain.

Neil: Uss RV ki tarah.

Mini: RV kahan se aa gaya beech mein? Don't take his name. He was...

Neil: Okay okay, this is not the time to call him names. Abhi jaldi chalo.

Happy reading. ❤️

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