Iduy + Jlmuy Extras/side stories

IDUY extra || Date pt. 2

Boku no Tsuki

Y/n's pov

"So where are we going?" I ask. "Gonna run drugs with your grandma? Maybe rob coaches store?"

"We're not robbing anyone," he says. "Stop asking me where we're going."

"Oh, maybe we're gonna go and have cybersex on Roblox," I say. "On the mac books at the apple store."

"No, that's stupid," he says.

"Oh my god are we going to have a one-night stand, and then meet up three months later but you turn out to be my boss and everything gets awkward?" I ask. "But then it turns out you're like a player and I get you to change your ways because you fall in love with me and it takes me months to let myself love you?"

"What have you been reading now?" he sighs.

"Wakatoshi bought me the fast track pass thing in Episode for like twenty-four hours," I say. "So I stayed up for that long then slept for a whole day to make up for it, and here we are. So what do you say, one-night stand?"

"So you wanna have sex one last time then completely cut off communication and never see each other again?" he asks.

"Look Kei, it sounded cooler in my head," I say. "Now when you say it that way it sounds sad and depressing."

"Because it would be," he shakes his head. "Now stop talking about sex in public."

"Why Kei? Does it make you uncomfortable?" I ask.

"No, it makes you embarrassed," he says. "Just think about it."

"It does not make me embarrassed," I pause. "Wait ew, you've seen me naked, don't talk to me ever again."

"You're always so dramatic," he says. "It's annoying."

"Oh, you don't like that?" I ask. "Or do you just not like me?"

"You need to stop quoting TikToks," he shakes his head. "One day I'm going to assume it's a quote and you're going to go and cry or something."

Sounds like something I'd do.

"I would never ever do something like that," I shake my head. "What do you take me for?"

"An idiot," he snickers. "What else."

"Wow Kei, you never listen to me," I sigh. "What disrespect."

"Sorry, dumbass then," he says.

"Good, so where are we going?" I ask. "For our date."

"I'm not taking you on a date, we're going to my mom's work to help her," he says. "Clean up and stuff like that."

"We're going to see your mom at work?" I ask tugging on his arm. "Say on god we get to go and spend the day with Akina, please."

"Funny you get more excited when I mention my mom," he says.

"Yeah because Akina is the best, know your place Kei," I say. "So I take it we're not going to see Akina?"

"You can see her later," he says. "Try not to be too depressed that you have to spend the day with your boyfriend."

"Are you really getting jealous of your mom?" I laugh. "What a sad boy you are."

"I am not jealous of my mom," he scoffs. "I'm not jealous period."

"That's why you're completely fine with me hanging out with Kageyama all the time, right?" I ask.

"You hang out with Kageyama?" he asks. "Since when?"

"Since all the time," I shrug. "I'll feel bad if I'm calling you all the time to hang out, I don't want to bother you too much."

"You aren't bothering me," he says. "Call me whenever don't feel bad."

Ha, as if I'd actually hang out with Kageyama, you fool.

"Make me say something sappy again and I won't be taking you to a carnival," he says. "It's not funny."

"It was funny-Wait were going to a carnival?" I ask.

"Yeah and we're here, don't make this a big thing," he says. "I figured you'd like it."

Aw, they were so happy.

-Crouton