Iduy + Jlmuy Extras/side stories

'Epic troll on your mom' convo

This is part of the Christopher path.

"Tell me why you went to see your ex," Tsukishima said. "If you don't, I'll sleep with her tonight."

And that's what really got Christopher going.

"I swear to god if you even look at her the wrong way, you won't even have the facilities to sleep with anyone," he said angrily. "Do not touch her."

"You know fucking Spanish!?" I question. "Since when?"

"Extra credit course," he shrugs. "Her thighs are softer than I remember, cute underwear too. At least I won't be able to get her pregnant."

"Stop touching her!" he yelled.

"Hey, why is he yelling?" I ask. "What did you say to him."

"Nothing he didn't deserve," he says. "Just eat your food.

Lol, there's more, Tsukishima really will say anything to get people mad.

-Crouton