Iduy + Jlmuy Extras/side stories

Locker room

Y/n's pov

"Hey Marigold," I say walking into the cafe. "Do you know where Kei is? He hasn't answered my call."

"You're pregnant?" she asks.

Bruh.

"Who told you that?" I ask.

"No one, I am just assuming," she says. "I've had my speculations for the past two months."

"Oh, well then good job," I say. "I am."

"Congrats," she says. "Are you keeping it?"

"Yeah," I say. "So I won't be needing any hangers."

"Great," she says. "And even if you wanted some, I make sure not to keep any wire ones around."

"Bunny?"

"Who else would it be?" she asks.

"I'd say Bokuto but he lives in Tokyo," I say. "Speaking of Tokyo, I have to take Kasumi out there in two weeks because Kenma is making some kid-friendly video game and he needs a kid to make a very dramatic honest review about it."

"Sounds like just the job for Kasumi," she nods her head. "What's the game about?"

"It's called one spilt two Christmas's," I say. "It's a tycoon game about divorce."

"Lovely," she says.

"Yes, lovely," I say. "I just hope that Kasumi won't get any ideas about trying to get me and Kei to divorce so she can get two Christmas's."

"Oh, she gets like eight," Marigold says.

True.

"Anyway, have you seen my baby daddy Kei?" I ask.

"Don't call him that," she says.

"Why not?" I ask. "He is."

"Whatever," she says. "He's at the museum right?"

"No, he's not working today," I say. "And I stopped by. Maybe he's with his side chick."

"As if he'd ever have a side chick," she says. "Is he at the gym?"

"No, I don't think so," I say. "We've got an at-home gym and he usually asks me to work out with him."

"Getting the kids from skate practice?" she asks.

"Nah, Azalea wanted to pick them up," I say. "Fuck, maybe he died."

"Did you check your voicemails?" she asks. "He left before you woke up didn't he?"

"Oh yeah," I nod my head pulling out my phone. "I'm kinda dumb."

"Well you have fun with that," she says before turning to make her way to the back room. "I'll be in the back."

Boom, two new voice mails

"Morning Y/n, well afternoon knowing you, I'm taking Kasumi to school for the morning, it's a half-day... Don't worry about taking them to skate practice, you look tired so just sleep *Kasumi incoherently yelling in the background* Kasumi, calm down, you're going to wake u- Oh my god, Shit-ling, get the bug godda-!"

I really do love my family, now onto the next voicemail.

"Didn't get the chance to tell you that I love you, if I don't pick up my phone later I'm probably at practice, love you-Kasumi, get off the counter."

"Well, I'm off to go find my husband," I say. "Bye, Marigold."

"Have fun," she says. "Don't come back here single."