Family - Pico X Keith

Chapter 5

A/N: lmao ima love this chapter. so much rielfhe;u hope you like it!

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I woke up to my phone buzzing. I slowly moved, and touched my phone, using my finger to try and drag it towards me. It eventually worked. and I grabbed it, and checked it to see why my phone was buzzing like crazy. Pump had sent me a nice picture of him with skid, both of them seemed happy. i downloaded the picture, and made it my home screen. I haven't talked or seen skid in a while, but, pays to see my kid happy with a friend. I looked through the other photos he sent. one was them running, from, who i told was their name, Roy. Pump was laughing in the photo, and Skid seemed absolutely horrified. I quietly laughed, since Keith was still asleep. There was another where Skid held a tub of toothpaste and a bottle of Orange Soda, chasing Roy. I laughed even more. It was hilarious, honestly. i shot him a text.

(heres a key: orange = Pico
pumpkin = Pump)

orange: yo thats amazing. did roy live?

pumpkin: o yeah, he barely even got away, but not without some soda on his back.

orange: lmao great, nice to see u caused sum mischief like i did

pumpkin: and what did you do?

orange: threw an ink cartridge at the teacher, turns out the cartridge was weak as fuck so it exploded and inked the classroom. also drew some dumb shit on the walls and flooded all the toilets and it got so bad the school almost kinda flooded lmao

pumpkin: i-

orange: wut?

pumpkin: so happy to have a dad that could cause hell and nearly did

orange: bitch i DID lmao. i pranked everyone in the school once, plus i put a plunger on the principals head..with really strong glue, etc, it gets worse, but i did so much shit that the school was stressed and went "aight thats it, month off while we find who did it and while we fix everything" lmao. they never found out it was all me.

pumpkin: so proud rn

orange: i should be proud of you and Skid, y'all tortured roy with the one thing so many people cant stand to mix together. toothpaste and soda.

pumpkin: thx, we're on our way to doing some weird stuff but we just gotta get the supplies for it. gonna get sum spooky candy first <3

orange: bring me a breakfast burrito from mcdonalds, im hungry and your father wont let go

(my fave line of this chapter LMAO)

pumpkin: why not??

orange: he's a heavy sleeper. pls help he wont let go and he's weirdly strong

pumpkin: send me proof

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I laughed, and I sent him a picture.
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pumpkin: FLIYGIHBIFCLTF<JFL YOU'RE ACTUALLY NOT LYING?? where's the food money stash, me and skid are gonna get sum stuff too

orange: o rite, its where i stash my guns, its ontop of the gun safe in the gay jar, get ur other dad a burrito too, i like seeing him eat them because he struggles to understand them as he eats, and he makes this weird face. look

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i sent him and older photo of keith.
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pumpkin: LMAO HE LOOKS DEAD INSIDE, I- god ur right somethings wrong with him, it seems as if he doesnt understand what it even is, like its from a different universe

orange: exactly what i thought lmao

pumpkin: aight i'll be there in a literal second, and i KNOW dad wont wake up from what im gonna do

orange: whatchu gonna do lil pumpkin boy??

pumpkin: shush ur gonna ruin it

orange: alright lil weirdo, luv u

pumpkin: yeah, love u too dad, make sure you dont die from being squeezed to death LMAO

orange: shush i wont

pumpkin: aight then gayboy

orange: i knew i made the right choice

pumpkin: LMAO

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(pump straight up calls pico a gayboy LMAO)

I heard the door open, and skid and pump yell "SPOOKY MONTH!" like they usually would. i laughed at that thought. so young and adorable, and they still have that child like wonder i lost after the shooting. i eventually hear the door close, and i grab Keith's phone, and sent pump a picture of keith's case before putting the phone back.
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orange: what the fuck is up with ur dads phone case

pumpkin: i dunno, just told me "because he's a lil gay boy" lmao

orange: he is pretty short lmao

pumpkin: he's literally only a few inches taller than me and im 5"2 lmao

orange: yeah hes 5"4 and im 5"10

pumpkin: wtf why are u tall? anyway it reminds me i was on the bus and roy asked me if i was five, skid was next to me, looked ad him, he nodded, i looked back at roy and went, "yeah, five inches deep in your mom"

orange: i love u even more just from that statement, you small badass

pumpkin: ty finally

orange: kwgfyiwefgel where's my damn burrito

pumpkin: yo hold up ik ur hungry, kiss dad or something it takes us a minute to get to the mcdonalds

orange: run, my child

pumpkin: reminds me, u got dat mcdonalds hairline LMAO

orange: god dammit why have i been cursed

pumpkin: i dunno, but it fits u well lmao

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i sent him a picture of a drunk Keith.
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orange: swapped the eggnog with super strong wine in his cup

pumpkin: i feel as if that moment, was the spark that started the entire thing. so happy you did that lmao. whats he like when he's drunk??

orange: he tries to flirt with me but it sucks so i pat his head and go "seems like you suck", and he's like "damn, now i'll never get yo ass"

pumpkin: LMAOOOO G<HGVHU bet he likes ur ass

orange: obvi- how did u know lil man

pumpkin: he talks about u so much while i play horizon with him lmao. he feels like u would be a thunderjaw

orange: woah, arent those like..big metallic raptors but way too chonky and got them disc launchers n cool shit

pumpkin: yeah and they're hell to beat if ur only kinda decent at the game or only use hunter arrows

orange: happy to hear lmao

pumpkin: heading back now

orange: already?? dude i'm starving

pumpkin: silence, boomer. we'll be there soon. if dad wakes up, tell him i said it's spooky month, he'll do something cool i promise

(disclaimer, feels weird to only say this now but they aint boomers, they're 19 in this story and pump is 11. he just calls them boomers because they're older than him lmao)

orange: okay lil pumpkin thing i believe you

pumpkin: wait are you telling me raptors are pumpkin-

orange: nah man thats just u

pumpkin: gayboy
see u soon

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I laughed, and turned off my phone, setting it on the nightstand. i felt Keith tighten his grip on me. "morning, mister I dye my hair." i greeted him, yawning. "morning to you, too, you orange." he got up, and stretched. "oh, pump said its spooky month, by the way." i told him. "IT'S SPOOKY MONTH?" he looked at me, and started doing the spooky dance. i started laughing. i heard the door open. "PUMP, YOU WERE RIGHT!" i yelled. " I TOLD YOU HE WOULD!" he yelled back. Keith eventually put on an oversized jacket with the same design as his shirt (the one in game) except the white was black. other than that, the red symbol was still red. he smacked on some jeans and went down stairs. I got up, and did whatever i had to. I then put on my regular Green Sweater, and some black sweat pants. wasn't feeling a bit energized today. We both went downstairs, got our burritos, and started eating. Skid got one too, while Pump had a fish sandwich? i thought they don't serve those at breakfast times. weird..

"so, Skid, how's your mother been?" i asked. "oh, she's been doing quite fine, actually. happy with her new job." he responded. "woah, now that's pretty good. Keith here might dig up some dino bones n stuff." i spoke, munching on my burrito. "woah, cool! dumb question, any fossils yet?" he asked, curious. "oh yeah, we have this." Keith responded, and i handed Skid a small bag. "Allosaurus tooth?? damn bro. Older than what i've seen though." Skid explained, handing me the bag. "yeah, lucky we found it.  we also have a few Raptor Claws we took from excess storage from a museum." Keith responded. "what are you planning on doing with them?" Skid asked. "yeah uh.." Keith trailed off, handing Skid a Paper. "necklaces? neat." skid sounded interested. "yeah, and i'm gonna make keychains and wrap the string in a super soft cloth i made." keith responded. "plus, we're raptors, so it fits, dunno about blue boy here." Pump spoke. I nodded. 

"might be a compy cause he's so damn short." i spoke. "he is pretty short." Pump added. "shut up, Pico." keith stared at me. We then sat in silence, eating. Skid eventually went home, but not without giving something to pump, who thanked him. I went upstairs, and sat down at Keiths desk, looking through some papers, as we shared the desk.

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lmao i tried. thanks for sticking around. i'm also gonna be writing while on the bus. dont know if i'll even finish a chapter- but we'll see. remember, i stream friday night funkin every once in a while.