Snape has added Voldemort to the chat
Hermione: Really Professor Snape? Again?
Harry: What did I ever do to deserve this?😣
Hermione: Always copy my homework
Ron: Never appreciate the amazingness of chicken
Ginny: Got stuck in a toilet 6 times
Draco: Be Harry Potty🤣
Harry: For the last time...
Harry: THAT IS NOT MY NAME!
Harry: And smh guys😭
Voldemort: I have returned, Harry Potter
Voldemort: And I am even more powerful than ever😁
Hermione: You finally figured out why you lost to a 1-year-old?
Ron: You started eating more chicken?
Dumbledore: You got an extreme makeover?
Dumbledore: Swag😎
Ginny: You finally got a nose?
Fred: You solved the mystery as to why you're incredibly stupid?
Luna: You finally got rid of the nargles?
Voldemort: NO! And this is bullying😣
Harry: And trying to kill me 5375 times isn't?
Hermione: I hardly think you can call it trying if you fail so badly🙄
Ginny: Yes, and Harry, stop exaggerating!
Harry: So I'm not allowed to exaggerate when I'm about to DIE??
Ginny: You're not about to die Harry🙄
Voldemort: Wrong!
Ginny: Right!
Voldemort: Wrong!
Ginny: Wrong!
Voldemort: Right!
Voldemort: Damn it😤
Voldemort: Just shut up you red-headed idiot
Ginny: Excuse me I am GINGER
Ginny: And I'm not the one with a voice more annoying than the fat lady's!
Ron: Yes, that's Snape
Ginny: I'm talking about Voldemort you dumbass 🤦♀️
Luna: I thought it was the moonfrogs 😯
Luna: Did you know that if all humans died off, the wrackspurts would die off too?
Voldemort: Does it look like I care?
Ginny: Does it look like anyone gives a damn whether you care or not Voldy?
Voldemort: Excuse me, YOU'RE supposed to be scared of ME!
Harry: Trust me, I'm more scared of Ginny than Voldy 😶
Harry: Especially when she brutally murdered Mr Sparkles😭
Luna: Still not over that Harry?
Luna: I've heard that herbal tea helps with grief over inanimate objects😊
Voldemort: I feel neglected
Ginny: Good.
Hermione: Maybe we should've all taken some Felix Felicis today, then we wouldn't have to deal with his ugly existence🙃
Ginny: Obviously he has no talent in Transfiguration
Ginny: Otherwise he would've done something about his face🤣
Voldemort: Now I feel attacked😣
Harry: CAR MAMA
Harry: KARMA*
Voldemort: EHEHEHEHE I SABOTAGED YOUR KEYBOARD
Hermione: How did you even learn to do that?
Voldemort: I took a technology class😁
Hermione: I-
Harry: This isn't hair!
Harry: Pair*
Harry: Lair*
Harry: FAIR*
Voldemort: EHEHEHE WHO LOOKS STUPID NOW?
Harry: Poo can sabotage by cupboard all poo like, but poo can't kiss me this way🙄
Ginny: This would be annoying if it wasn't so hilarious🤣
Ginny: Anyone know what Harry was trying to say?
Dumbledore: I've got it!
Luna: What Harry was trying to say?
Dumbledore: No, the new chat name😎
Harry: Of course poo do🤦♂️
Draco: Ohhhh so poo means you?
Ginny: So what Harry was trying to say was: "You can sabotage my keyboard all you like, but you can't kiss me this way"?
Ginny: Wait, why do you want to kiss Harry?
Hermione: Kill* Gin😑
Ginny: Ohhh that makes a lot more sense
Hermione: Let me get this straight...
Hermione: Voldy's master plan was to mess with Harry's keyboard?
Voldemort: I'M A FREAKING GENIUS IKR 🤯
Hermione: You're really not but ok, good luck with your delusions🤦♀️
Harry: Can something fit this fleas?😶
A/N: Hiya guys! Again I am sorry for not updating regularly, I have like 4 assignments on the go right now, plus being with a bunch of 4-year-olds one day a week (which I can't complain about, I am absolutely loving it, but it tires me out🤣)
Thank you so much for sticking with this story and supporting me with it, it honestly means so much to me🤍
I will try to update more regularly, but I can't promise anything!
Shout outs go to:
BookwormOfAllTheTime for the idea of adding Voldemort back to the chat!
For all of the support!
Lots of love
Safi31
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