Harry Potter Group Chat

But isn't it Goggle?🤨

Harry: So Headmaster, have you decided on a nickname for yourself yet?

Dumbledore: No, not yet Harry. It is causing me rather a lot of stress!

McGonagall: Albus! So the fireworks that went off in Severus' underwear didn't bother you, but picking a nickname does?!

Snape: Minerva! We promised that the students wouldn't hear of it!

McGonagall: Oops, sorry Severus!

Harry: Ummm, we've already heard about it😑

George: As have all 861 of my Instagram followers!

Fred: And all 861 of mine too!

George: As a repost of course!

Ginny: Repost?

Fred: Yes, there's an account under the name "snape_pranks" that have all of the pranks played on Snape since we started Hogwarts!

Dumbledore: Up top, F-boi and G-dawg!

Harry: No offence Professor, but those names sound like bad rappers😑

Dumbledore: What have wraps got to do with this?

Harry: No, I meant rappers as in...

Harry: Never mind😶

Dumbledore: I assume F-boi and G-dawg are the admins of this page?🤨

Fred: Actually, we're not...

George: We wish we'd thought of it though!

Ginny: Well, if it's not you two, then who is it?🤨

Luna: It's probably the nargles

Draco: *face palms*

Luna: Or the moon frogs

Draco: *face palms again*

Luna: Oh, that sounds painful Draco. Should I get you some ice?

Harry: Annnywayyy... I don't know who created the account, and I don't really care! Their content is hilarious!

Snape: Does NO ONE care that I am being mocked like this?!😠

Ginny: Well you already insulted yourself by having that hair!

Harry: Not to mention his crooked nose!

Fred: Ooh, and don't forget this oversized robes!

Fred: And his dead-slug charm!

Dumbledore: G-gurl, H-man, F-boi, G-dawg that's some dope dissing you is doing right there!

Hermione: IS DOING?!😠

Hermione: Sorry, I'll calm down😶

Hermione: But it should be ARE DOING!

Dumbledore: Please accept my humblest apologies, Miss Granger.

McGonagall: Hey, why have you giver everyone else a nickname and not Miss Granger, Albus?

Dumbledore: (Because she's super scary, but don't tell the others)

Harry: Ummm, Headmaster, you do realise that just because it's in brackets, doesn't mean that we can't see it😑

Dumbledore: Oops😶

Draco: Story of your life😏

Dumbledore: Ah Mr Malfoy, still on the hunt for a brain I see?

Harry: Oooh, that was a good one😂

Ginny: *gets popcorn*

Ginny: *sits back and watches*

Ginny: *settles into a plush armchair*

Draco: This is stupid!🙄

Dumbledore: Unless your name is Goggle, stop acting like you know everything!

Harry: Goggle?

Dumbledore: Yes, the search engine!

Hermione: Oh my😶

Draco: BAHAHAHAHA once again the old bat has proved himself to be an idiot!

Dumbledore: HEY! I don't like that name!

Dumbledore: I shall go and brainstorm about possible names now.

McGonagall: Albus, you have a school to run!

McGonagall: Albus?

Harry: He's already gone😑

A/N: Hi! Sorry this chapter is a bit late, I've been busy... what did you think? I've had some amazing suggestions for Dumbledore's nickname, which I meant to include in this chapter, but I sort of steered off-topic... so yeah, that's basically me!

Shout out goes to:

hajs_books for the dead slug insult and for supporting every single one of my books on here!

Again I'm so grateful for all of the support you all have shown on this story, it means so so so much to me, truly! As a normal teenage girl who likes to write occasionally, I definitely did not expect so many reads on this book, and every single vote and comment means more to me than you could ever know. Thank you.

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