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THE BOY WHO LIVED, COME TO DIE💀

Snape: Before I do this, I would like to inform you that I was forced to.

Dumbledore: Someone finally convinced you to use shampoo Sevy Sev? That's radical!😎

Snape: Albus, it would be most appreciated if you would use my formal name, I'm under a lot of pressure at the moment😑

Snape: And NO!

Harry: Nah, he's obviously going to get plastic surgery and get that nose of his fixed😝

Ron: Is chicken involved in plastic surgery?

Ginny: Careful what you say guys! Rumour has it that Voldemort's lack of nose came from plastic surgery gone wrong!😳

Neville: No way, I thought he just ran into the wrong wall at the train station!

Hermione: Definitely not! He was just too nosy and eventually lost his nose in someone else's business!

Luna: Oh don't be silly, it's obviously the moon frogs

Snape: Speaking of The Dark Lord...

Hermione: Oh dear😳

Snape: I apologise for what I am about to do...

Ginny: Woah woah woah, hold up

Ginny: DID SNAPE JUST APOLOGISE?!🤯

Ron: *drops chicken*

Fred: *falls off chair*

George: *gasps*

George: *coughs from inhaling too quickly*

Fred: *slaps George's back*

Snape has added Voldemort to the chat

Voldemort: EHEHEHE😁

Voldemort: I am here!!!

Hermione: Do you actually expect any of us to give you a warm welcome?🤨

Ron: So it really has nothing to do with chicken?

Ginny: Hermione, do you think we ought to get him help with his addiction?

Hermione: Definitely, but we'll have to deal with that later😒

Harry: I KNEW IT!

Harry: I BLOODY KNEW IT!

Harry: I TOLD YOU SNAPE WAS PURE EVIL!

Harry: BUT NO, IT WAS ALL "YOU'RE MAKING THINGS UP HARRY, THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH SEVERUS"😠

Dumbledore: Hey, not cool bro!

Snape: There is nothing wrong with me!

Ginny: 1. Your hair that gives off the stench of a dead hippopotamus who's farts smell of fish😑

Hermione: If the hippopotamus is dead, it is technically unlikely that its deceased form would produce air, however if...

Ginny: Not the time Mione 🙄

Voldemort: Hello? Is anyone bothered by my entrance?

Ginny: 2. You have as much personality as a cardboard box

Snape: THAT'S NOT TRUE!

Fred: Oh, and don't even get me started on his nose!😑

George: Maybe we ought to slice some of it off and donate it to Voldemort

Voldemort: HEY! 

Voldemort: I HAVE COME TO KILL YOU, HARRY POTTER!💀

Harry: Bloody hell, someone help me!

Hermione: Harry, stop stressing, he can't hurt you through a phone🙄

Voldemort: Wait, I can't?

Voldemort: LUCIUS TOLD ME SPELLS WORK THROUGH THE PHONE!

Ron: Is your Father going to hear about this, Malfoy?😏

Voldemort: THE BOY WHO LIVED, COME TO DIE💀

Harry: EXPELLIARMUS

Voldemort: AVADA KEDAVRA

Hermione: 🤦‍♀️

A/N: Hi everyone! I'm super sorry that this chapter is so late, but I hope it was worth the wait! It's a bit overdue as some people have asked for me to add Voldemort, so this chapter is the first part of a 25k reads special! (Can you tell I look at a lot of Harry Potter memes?😝)

A quick note: I imagined Voldemort saying "EHEHEHE" exactly the same way he said it the last movie... do any of you get that?

Thank you for patiently waiting for an update!

Shout outs go to:

Huffle__claw

TheDragonQueen101

Hopefully the part 2 to this chapter will be up soon!

Lots of love

Safi31