Harry: Hey guys, guess what I realised?
Hermione: You have two weeks worth of homework that is still incomplete?
Harry: By 'incomplete', I think you mean, 'haven't started yet'!😉
Harry: And no, that's not it!
Harry: Anyone else got a guess?
Ron: You also love chicken!😁
Harry: No, not that either!
Fred: You want to help us with our next prank!
George: You'll love it!
Hermione: After the whole '3 Snapes' fiasco, I don't think he will...😑
Harry: NO!
Ginny: Just tell us!
Harry: The letters in 'Dolores Umbridge', can be rearranged to form 'gruesome old bird'!
Harry: How funny is that?!😂😂
Hermione: Well how were we supposed to have guessed that?😑
Harry: I think you're missing the point here...
Harry: ISN'T IT AWESOME?!
Ron: It is pretty funny...
Harry: I spent hours rearranging the letters and all I get is 'pretty funny'?
Harry: IT'S DOWNRIGHT HILARIOUS!
Hermione: You spent ages thinking about Umbridge when you have all that homework to do?!😑
Hermione: When people say 'how stupid can you get?' they don't mean it as a challenge!
Harry: Damn it Hermione, you're stifling my excitement!
Fred: Harry mate...
George: Are you ok?
Harry: No! I stayed up all night thinking that up, I'm running on caffeine now, and you all think it's PRETTY FUNNY?
Ginny: I think it's hilarious, babe🥰
Harry: Thank you Gin!
Hermione: I really think you ought to go to bed now...
Hermione: Excessive caffeine consumption can cause many health conditions, such as...
Ginny: Hermione? Not the time...😑
Hermione: Alright, I'll just send you the pdf version!
Ron: *face palms*
Fred: Blimey Hermione!
George: We thought that dating Draco would rub off on you!
Fred: Help you to have more fun!
George: But it seems we were wrong...
Ron: Where is Malfoy, anyway? 🤔
Draco: I'm here!
Ginny: Wait a second...
Ginny: Hermione and Draco are both texting...
Ginny: AND THEY HAVEN'T DECLARED WAR ON EACH OTHER YET?!
Fred: 😲
George: 🤯
Draco: Ha ha, very funny...
Hermione: Actually, we realised that we fight too much...
Draco: So we decided to make an agreement...
Hermione: To be nice to each other and not argue so much!
Ron: I wonder how long that will last...😏
Fred: HEY! Hermione and Draco stole our twin thing...
George: Only WE are supposed to finish each others' sentences off!
Draco: Teehee😁
Harry: Too many messages! I can't sleep!
Ginny: If you don't all get off here NOW, and let Harry sleep, I will send Fred and George to throw bludgers at you!
Fred: We're not going to throw bludgers at anyone!
Draco: Ha!
Ron: He messaged! George, throw a bludger at him!
Draco: You just messaged too, Weasel!🙄
Ginny: Twins, hit them both please!
George: WE ARE NOT GOING TO THROW BLUDGERS AT ANYONE
Draco: But they would have to throw a bludger at the Weaslette too, she messaged!
Harry: SHUT UP!
Ron: 😶
A/N: New chapter for you! What do you think? I really appreciate the feedback I got last time about making Hermione and Draco fight less, I am trying to implement it! I am so happy that I've not got over 6k reads on this! Thank you all so so so much! If anyone has any other suggestions on how to improve this or witty insults to make it funnier, please let me know! I'd love an honest opinion!
Can I ask a question? How did you discover this story? Just curious...
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