Harry Potter Group Chat

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Dumbledore has added Trelawney to the chat

Hermione: Why, Professor Dumbledore, just WHY?😑

Dumbledore: (Sybil feels awfully left out sometimes, I thought it would be a swaggy dope thing to do to include her in the gangy gang😎)

Ron: That would be nice of you if it was literally any other teacher

Ron: Apart from Snape 🙄

Hermione: Let's not forget Umbridge

Ginny: Don't even remind me, last I heard she was trying to ban chicken at Hogwarts

Ron: CHICKEN?!

Ron: That woman needs to be banned

Ron: *strokes chicken soothingly*

Ginny: We all just saw you drop that Ron🤣

Ron: It was slippery ok!

Hermione: Slippery chicken doesn't sound very appetizing🤨

Harry: I chickpea

Harry: Agree*

Hermione: Did you not manage to fix your keyboard yet Harry?

Harry: Hat does it book hike?😑

Fred: I've never heard of hats book hiking before🤔

George: Me neither Fred

Harry: Hut up iodine's🤦‍♂️

Voldemort: EHEHEHEHEHE

Trelawney: I hate to interupt, my children, but I must warn Miss Weasley of a certain washing machine that will cause her death🔮

Ginny: Well that escalated quickly😳

Hermione: 🙄

Trelawney: It's my inner eye you see🔮

Luna: Does this link to the heliopaths?

Trelawney: They are what Mr Malfoy should be wary of

Draco: Pfft, you're telling me I should be worried about some pathetic creatures that don't even exist?🙄

Trelawney: Oh and Harry?

Harry: Mess?

Harry: Less*

Harry: YES*

Trelawney: You will die🔮

Harry: 😘

Harry: SOMETHING TWIX THICK HEADBOARD!!!!

Hermione: Anyone around who speaks idiot want to translate?🤨

Voldemort: EHEHEHE

Harry: SOMEONE*

Harry: TWIX*

Harry: FLICKS*

Harry: FIX*

Harry: I glove up

Harry: Give*

Hermione: Were you trying to say: "someone fix this keyboard"?

Harry: MESS!

Hermione: I used an idiot translator😁

Trelawney: A yellow girl will poison your chicken🔮

Ron: WHAT?!

Trelawney: And the dark lord will be defeated by a hairdryer🔮

Ginny: Well isn't this an interesting experience?🤣

Dumbledore: Quite.

Dumbledore: You is hitting the nail on the shoulder G-Lady😎

Harry: It's on the bed!

Ginny: What is?

Harry: The girl!

Ginny: GIRL?????😤

Hermione: I think he means the saying is "hit the nail on the head", headmaster, not shoulder🙃

Ginny: So there's no girl?

Trelawney: There is one blue girl🔮

Trelawney: She will bewitch Severus🔮

Ginny: What has this chat come to?😂😭

George: Blimey, if anyone was reading this...

Fred: They'd think we were mental!

Harry: I'm not rental!!

Harry: I-

Trelawney: Harry will be choked to death🔮

Harry: 😣

Trelawney: Shampoo will kill us all🔮

Harry: This headboard will kiss me first😘

Harry: KEYBOARD*

Harry: KILL*

Harry: Oh my poshhh

Harry: WHAT?!

Hermione: 🤦‍♀️

A/N: Hi guys! Ramadan Mubarak if you celebrate! Honestly this chapter was quite hard to write, which is why it is shorter and less funny than the others... sorry!

Shout outs go to:

AlexaLovego0d for the idea of adding Trelawney to the chat!

Thank you so much for reading🤍!

Also, I recommend you read another group chat by FredWeasley_is_Baeee it's literally amazing!

If you have any ideas for the next chapter, I'd love to hear them!

Lots of love

Safi31