Harry has added Hagrid to the chat
Harry: Hello Hagrid!
Hagrid: Ello Arry!
Draco: Ugh, the ugly oaf is here😒
Hagrid: Yer an idiot Draco!
Hermione: Nice one Hagrid!😂
Hermione: Let's make that the chat name!
Draco: I thought you were supposed to defend me Hermione! Remember, no fights...
Hermione: Oh yeah... this is harder than I thought...😑
Draco: Will a kiss make it better?😉
Hermione: YES!
Ron: EWWWWWWWWW
Ron: AGH MY EYES MY EYES!
Harry: What did I just see?!
Ginny: Shut up, it's cute!😊
Ginny: But Harry, we can do better...😉
Ron: I'M BLIND I'M BLIND!
Ron: SCARRED FOR LIFE!
Fred: Did you guys HAVE TO...
George: Snog in the GRYFFINDOR COMMON ROOM?!😑
Ron: Goodbye cruel world...
Hermione: Ok Ronald, that's enough!
Harry: Ooooh, we're back to Ronald again...
Draco: This is getting good...😁
Dobby: Dobby doesn't like it when Harry Potter and his friends fight😶
Dobby: Dobby gets very stressed out
Hermione: Sorry Dobby, I'll stop😊
Draco: Nooo, I love it when you get angry at Weasel...
Hagrid: Sometimes Malfoy, I'm jealous of all the people who aven't met ya!
Draco: Shut up, Oaf! Don't talk about things you don't understand!
Ron: He's not the one with an IQ of 0!
Draco: Weasel, if I wanted to hear from an bum, I'd fart!😂
Ron: *splutters*
Harry: Oh, that's really mature, Malfoy🙄
Hermione: GUYS! You're stressing Dobby out!🙄
Harry: Yeah, just like the Ferret's face is stressing me out!
Draco: Oh please! Your face looks like it was on fire and someone tried to put it out with a hammer!😁
Harry: Why thank you, I was going for your look today!😊😂
Draco: MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS!
Harry: NO HE WON'T! HE'S IN AZKABAN FERRET!
Dobby: Harry Potter...
Hermione: Are you happy now? He fainted!😑
Ginny: As much as I love it when you all fight, that's just MEAN!😠
Draco: Potter started it!
Harry: No, it was you, Malfoy!😑
Ron: Yeah, it was the Ferret!
Fred: It was Drakey Snakey...
George: We will FOREVER hold that name over you...
Fred: It makes some rather useful blackmail material!
George: Speaking of Drakey Snakey, I have a rather interesting prank idea Fred...
Fred: Way ahead of you George...
George: Bye everyone!
Fred: Drakey Snakey, be afraid...
George: Very afraid...
Harry: it's hard to take you seriously when you call him Drakey Snakey!😂😂
Ginny: Wow, you have a lot of names Draco!
Hermione: My personal favourite is babe😉🥰
Ron: *retches*
Harry: *chokes on drink*
Draco: Oh shut up, you two!
Ron: I'm going to go before I become even MORE traumatised!
Hermione: 🙄
Hermione: Well I have to go and take Dobby to the hospital wing...
Ginny: I'll help!
Hagrid: Ar you always so...
Harry: YES!
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