Molly: Ron, I have the perfect solution to your problem!😊
Ron: What problem?
Harry: His chicken addiction?
Molly: No, his girl problem!
Harry: Oh. With all due respect, Mrs Weasley, I feel like his chicken addiction is the bigger issue here...
Molly: Ron, you're going to love her!
Molly: I'll add her to the group!
Ron: Mum, I don't even know her! What are you doing?😑
Ron: MUM!!😶😶
Molly has added Flora to the chat
Molly: Hello, Flora!
Flora: Hi!😊
Molly: Ron, say hello to Flora!
Ron: Hello...
Flora: Hi Ron!
Ron: *scratches head*
Harry: Well this isn't awkward at all...
Flora: Ron, I've heard so much about you!
Molly: Well, I'll just leave you all to... chat😏😉
Ron: Oh...
Flora: I also love chicken, and I adore red-heads!💕💕 See, even the hearts are red!
Ron: Well, I have five older brothers, you can have one of them if you like!🙃
Flora: Oh no, I only love you, Ron!
Harry: Wait a minute... LOVE?! When did that happen?
Ginny: Shut up, I want to see how this plays out😉
Flora: I'm just like you, I never wash the brush before putting toothpaste on it either!💕💕
Ron: 😶
Ginny: Ok, that's a bit creepy...
Flora: I've been watching you for years, Ron!💕💕
Ginny: Ok, that's even more creepy...
Flora: I've decided that our daughters' names will be Ruby, Scarlet and Rose, because they all mean red!💕💕
Ginny: Even creepier...
Ron: (HELP ME HARRY!)
Harry: (She keeps using that emoji, it's creeping me out...)
Flora: LOVE ME!!!😡😡
Ginny: And that's terrifying!😳😲
Ron: *laughs nervously*
Flora has added Lavender to the chat
Lavender: WON WON!
Ron: BLOODY HELL, THERE'S TWO OF THEM!
Ron: SOMEONE HELP ME!
Lavender: We love you, Won Won!
Flora: We're your biggest fans!
Hermione: Wait, you two know each other?🤨
Lavender: Yes, we're cousins!
Flora: BONDED BY OUR LOVE FOR RON!
Harry: And suddenly, a huge piece of the puzzle falls into place...
Draco: Why does Weasel always get all the attention?😑😒
Ron: Oh, I'm sorry Malfoy, would you rather have TWO CRAZY COUSIN STALKERS?!
Draco: *shutting up*
Hermione: Ron, I'm going to give you the same advice I gave you when Lavender was here the first time... just remove them!
Ron: Oh my gosh, WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT?!
Hermione: Do you really want me to answer that question...?😑
Ron has removed Flora and Lavender from the chat
Ron: Bloody hell!😶
Ginny: I finally understand how Dobby feels when we argue; I feel like I need to have a lie-down now!😑
Harry: Same here, Ginny!
Hermione: Are you ok, Ron?
Ron: I'M FOREVER SCARRED!
Hermione: ...
Ron: SCARRED FOR LIFE I TELL YOU!
Molly: So, how did it go?
Hermione: Maybe don't try and find anymore girls for Ron, Mrs Weasley...
Molly: Oh, why not?
Ron: WE SHALL NOT SPEAK OF THIS!
Hermione: The girls you find seem a bit... passionate...😑
Molly: Oh, ok then. Fred, George, you're not currently dating anyone, are you?😊
Fred: I'm going to find myself a girlfriend immediately! I'm not letting any girls Mum chooses get near me!😑
Molly: What about you, George?
George: NO!
Harry: 😂😂
A/N: Ok, please be honest with me here... was this chapter funny? If not, please tell me and I can take it down... please be completely honest! I'm chuffed that this book has gotten over 800 reads😲!! Thank you all so much!
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