Harry: Good morning people!
Ron: Morning Harry😊
Harry: Shall I add some others?
Ron: Yes
Ron: Harry... I'm not sure I approve of the Group Chat name...😑
Harry added Fred, George and Neville to the chat
Fred: Well hello everyone
George: Greetings earthlings
Harry: Hey guys
Fred: Nice chat you have here...
George: Bit of a boring name though mate...
Fred: How about...
George: We change it to...
Fred: Forever pranking 😁
George: You're welcome for the name mate😊
Harry: ...
Ron: 😑
Harry: I'll think about it
Neville: Hi everyone😊
Hermione: Hi Neville, Fred, George and Ginny
Ginny: Hey guys!
George: Why didn't you say hi to Harry and Ron, Hermione?
Ginny: She's still mad at them...
Fred: Why?
George: Whatever could our favourite brother have done to earn your wrath Hermione?😁
Ginny: Remember when Ron's wand was broken and he tried to hex Malfoy but ended up vomiting slugs himself...?
Draco: That was hilarious😂
Ron: No one asked you, Ferret
Fred: Shut up...
George: And let Ginny finish
Harry: That twin thing you guys do is creepy😲
Fred: We know...
George: That's why we do it!
Ginny: Anyway... Ron's wand broke again... and he accidentally transfigured Hermione's Potions textbook into a turtle!
Harry: The look on her face was priceless😂😂
Hermione: YOU WEREN'T LAUGHING WHEN SNAPE DEDUCTED 20 POINTS FOR LACK OF TEXTBOOK!
Harry: *stops laughing*
Ron: Snape's just a greasy 100-something-year-old who has never seen a shampoo bottle in his life, it doesn't matter what he says, Mione 🙃
Hermione: I HAVE NEVER TURNED UP TO CLASS WITHOUT A TEXTBOOK BEFORE!! 😡
Fred: But wait...
George: What happened to the Turtle?
Harry: I'm keeping it under my bed at the moment...
Neville: He's keeping Trevor company😄
Ginny: That's not even the worst part
Ginny: THEY NAMED IT MYRTLE THE TURTLE
Fred: Oh my😂😂
George: I bet that made Myrtle happy
Harry: Well actually... we haven't told her🙄
Draco: Scared of a ghost, are you Potter?
Harry: N-no...
Harry: You would be too if it was you she wrote songs for!
Draco: 🤣🤣 Potter and Myrtle, sitting in a tree... I guess the Weaslette has competition
Harry: Huh?
Ginny: Shut up Malfoy!😠
Hermione: I'm not defending Harry, but if I was, I would say: Malfoy, is your bum jealous of the amount of crap that just came out of your mouth??
Neville: Oh dear, are you going to fight now?
Ginny: If Malfoy can think of a comeback, which I'm betting he won't be able to😂😂
Neville: How about we all just calm down...
George: Not helping mate...
Fred: Get ready for fireworks🧨
Harry: Draco's taking an awfully long time to respond...
Ginny: He's scared of Mione😁
Draco: No I'm not!
Hermione: 😠
Ginny: Don't you all have Transfiguration now?
Hermione: Merlin, You're right Ginny! I need to go, I can't be late!
Fred: Did they all go?
Ginny: Yup!
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