Dumbledore: I HAVE MADE MY DECISION!
McGonagall: Oh good, you have finally decided to focus on running a school instead of trying to be a 116-year-old teenager?
Dumbledore: Excuse me! I am only 115!😑
Dumbledore: And no, that is not what I have decided!😁
Ron: Obviously he has decided to eat some chicken! I mean, what else is there to decide in life?
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Fred: Have you decided to not punish our most recent prank?
Dumbledore: Oh, was it you two who glued that baseball cap to my head?
George: 😶
Fred: And can we just say, you looked terrifically dope, Headmaster!
Dumbledore: Why, thank you twins!
McGonagall: It didn't look so "dope" when you pulled it off and your hair came off with it, Albus😑
Dumbledore: Minerva, I told you not to tell anyone!
McGonagall: And I told you to focus on running the school!
Dumbledore: You need to chillax, Nerva!
McGonagall: 😠
Dumbledore: *gulps*
Dumbledore: Anyway, twins, I believe that a punishment is in order for the two of you🤔
Fred: *dramatically hangs head in shame*
George: *gets on knees and begs for mercy*
Hermione: *shakes head because I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO IT*
Dumbledore: Come to my office this evening for detention, I am very disappointed in the both of you😒
Dumbledore: (I'm not really disappointed, but I am interested in hearing about future prank ideas, maybe some that I could assist you with? Just pretend that it was rather boring because I don't want Nerva to suspect anything)
McGonagall: Umm, Albus?
McGonagall: Just because it's in brackets, doesn't mean that I can't read it😑
Dumbledore: 😶
Dumbledore: Anyyywayyy, do you all want to know what I have decided?
Draco: Well not really, but I suppose you'll tell us anyway😒
Dumbledore: MY NEW NICKNAME!!
Harry: It's going to be Swagdore, I just know it!
Fred: Nah mate, my money's on ProDumble😏
George: You mean OUR money!
Ginny: You're all wrong, it's going to be Dr Slang😁
Dumbledore: Nope! All of y'all is wrong, it's way more dopier!
Draco: Ok, dopier? Seriously?😂
Draco: Are you sure you're not describing yourself, old bat?
Dumbledore: Oh Draco, hasn't the waste collector picked you up yet?
Draco: HEY!
Draco: My Father will hear about this!😠
Ginny: Shut up, I want to know what his new nickname is!
Harry: Me too, I'm on tenderhooks here!
Hermione: Tenderhooks? It's tenterhooks!🤦♀️
Harry: What the heck is a tenter?!😳
Dumbledore: Sssh dudes, I need the full spotlight!
Hermione: DUDES?!
Dumbledore: My sincere apologies Miss Granger. Let me amend my original statement to this: "Sssh dudes and dudettes, I need the full spotlight!"
Dumbledore: Is that sufficient now, Miss Granger?
Hermione: Yes, thank you Headmaster😊
Dumbledore: Drumroll please...
Fred: Boom boom boom
George: No, it's more like dum dum dum
Fred: When have you ever heard a drum that does dum dum dum?
George: Well boom boom boom doesn't sound right either!
Ginny: Will both of you please shut up?😑
Dumbledore: DUMBLE DAWG!
Harry: GOSH DARN IT!
Ginny: NOOOOOOO
Fred: Did not see that one coming😶
Dumbledore: 😁
A/N: Hi everyone! Sorry for the lack of updates recently, I've been busy again... did you enjoy this chapter?
Credit goes to Mayyyyyyyllllllly for the awesome nickname, "Dumble dawg", which got the most votes! Thank you to everyone else who suggested nicknames too! Like I said, it was a super hard decision.
Just want to say that I am so so so grateful to all of you for reading, voting and commenting, it really makes my day and has given me the confidence to continue to write, so thank you from the bottom of my heart.
Lots of love
Safi31
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