Draco: Ok everyone, so I did some research on cool settings on group chats...
Fred: Blimey, you did research?😲
George: Hermione must be rubbing off on you!
Draco: Shut up, Weasels!
Draco: And I figured out how to...
Draco is now the only admin of the chat
Harry: Oh no...
Ron: This is bad, very, very bad...
Draco: Remember all those times you got house points from the old bat and that ugly cat?
Harry: Hey, don't hate on my favourite teachers!
Draco: 🙄
Draco: Anyway, I think it's time to get Slytherin some house points...
Harry: Oh no, not Snape again PLEASE!
Draco: No, Snape told me he wouldn't give me house points on the group anymore... I think he's scared of the old bat!
Neville: Well that's a relief! Snape is terrifying!
Draco has added Umbridge to the chat
Harry: I TAKE IT BACK!
Harry: GET SNAPE ON HERE NOW!
Hermione: Draco, whyyyyy??
Draco: Hello, Professor Umbridge!
Umbridge: Hello children! How wonderful it is to see your bright, joyful messages, pleased to see me!
Harry: Umm... I don't think so...
Ginny: And that new chat name... HOW ABOUT NO!
Umbridge: According to Educational degree number 345
Umbridge: Esteemed individuals (such as myself) have the authority to change the chat name!
Ron: Shut up!
Hermione: Draco, are you mad?😑
Draco: No! But maybe we'll get some more house points now!🙃
Ginny: Woah, are you really THAT desperate?!😑
Umbridge: I will have order!
Harry: And I order you to shut up!
Umbridge: 50 points from Gryffindor, Mr Potter!
Hermione: That's not fair!
Harry: Have you recovered from those centaurs yet?😂😂
Ginny: That. Was. Priceless!😂😂
Ron: So glad you got that video, Harry!😂😂
Umbridge: I WILL HAVE ORDER!
Umbridge: Wait, what video?
Harry: 🤨😉
Harry: The one I posted on Instagram, of course!
Umbridge: I will give you 50 points back if you take down the video! NOW!
Harry: I don't need your points!
Hermione: Harry, we do need them back...
Harry: Trust me, Hermione...
Hermione: That's never a good idea... but ok...😑
Draco: I should hex you right now, Potter, for being rude to my favourite teacher!
Harry: EXPELLIARMUS!
Umbridge: Wands away, there will be no need to talk!
Ron: Bloody hell, someone get her off here!
Umbridge: But why? You all love me!
Harry: *splutters*
Ron: *chokes on chicken*
Ginny: You are proof of the existence of hate at first sight😊
Harry: Yes, nice one Gin!
Umbridge: I WILL HAVE ORDER!
Ginny: Is that what you say when you serve people in Starbucks?😂
Umbridge: According to educational degree number 809, students are not permitted to breathe!
Umbridge: And, as punishment, another 50 points from Gryffindor!
Hermione: ARE YOU ACTUALLY SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?😠
Harry: Hermione, chill...
Hermione: Harry, we are losing lots of house points right now!!! PLEASE STOP!
Harry: According to educational degree number 'I don't give a damn', Umbridges are not permitted to be on this group chat!
Umbridge: Oh, I forgot!
Umbridge: *giggles*
Umbridge: 100 points to Slytherin for saying I am your favourite teacher, Mr Malfoy!
Draco: Yes! Now Slytherin must be in the lead! Take that Granger!
Hermione: GRANGER? YOU CALLED ME GRANGER!!😠
Draco: Babe, I meant BABE!
Draco: Will a kiss make it better?
Ron: *retches*
Umbridge: Girls and boys are not permitted to be within 8 inches of each other!
Draco: Alright, that's it!
Draco has removed Umbridge from the chat
Hermione: YESSSS!
Ginny: Why the sudden change of heart, Draco?
Draco: She stopped me from kissing Hermione!😲😠
Hermione: Awwww, you removed her... for me?🥰
Hermione: But we've still lost lots of house points! and Slytherin's got loads!
Harry: No...
Harry: According to educational degree number 'I don't care', if a teacher is no longer teaching at Hogwarts, he or she does not have the authority to gift or remove house points!😂
Hermione: Merlin, why didn't I think of that?!😲
Draco: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ginny: Haha!
Hermione: Draco, make us all admins again please!
Hermione: NOW!😠
Fred: you'd better listen to her, mate...
George: She's typing in capital letters now!
Draco, Hermione, Harry, Ron, Ginny, Neville, Luna, Fred, George, and Dobby are now admins of this chat
Hermione: That's better!😊
Hermione: Now Draco, how about that kiss?😍
Ron: *gags*
Fred: *retches*
George: *heaves*
Draco: Shut up, Weasels!
Ron: We're not scared of you!
Hermione:😠
Ron: 😶
A/N: What did you think of this chapter? I thought of adding Umbridge to make it more interesting and funny... was it? Sorry if I've got any details wrong... I haven't read or watched Harry Potter in a while! I say this a lot, but I feel the need to say it again: THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! I'm now at 4k reads! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Who did you hate more, Umbridge of Voldemort? Comment below!
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