Hermione: ARE YOU BLOODY KIDDING ME?!
Neville: Oh dear, what happened now...?😣
Hermione: Do you remember how our DEAR FREDERICK AND GEORGE WEASLEY, conveniently misplaced the time machine?
Fred: Gosh, chill Hermione!
George: We actually did misplace it!
Harry: Pfft, if you misplaced it by accident then I'm a professional singer🙄
George: WE NEVER KNEW YOU SUNG HARRY!
Dumbledore: That's dope H-man!
Dumbledore: How's about you shred us a sick tune?😎
Harry: Professor...
Harry: You know what? Nevermind 🤦🏻♂️
Hermione: ANYWAY
Hermione: Well, it looks like someone found it😠
Hermione: Anybody want to have a guess at who?
Draco: Mummy?
Draco: Are you here?
Neville: Oh dear😣
Ron: My money's on the ferret!
Ginny: No duh!
Ginny: Awww he's kind of cute actually!
Hermione: Oh yes, he's ADORABLE, especially when he's trying to claw your face off to get you to go and find his Mummy😒
Ginny: Oof
Hermione: Therefore, I'm sorry to have to do this, but I need to add Narcissa to the chat...
Ron: *drops chicken*
Ron: *picks up chicken*
Ron: *pats chicken soothingly*
Harry: Hermione, are you mad?
Hermione: Probably, I'm functioning solely on coffee right now😫
Hermione has added Narcissa to the chat
Narcissa: What am I doing here?
Hermione: Narcissa, we have a bit of a situation...
Narcissa: You shall address me as Mrs Malfoy, you filthy mudblood😑
Hermione: And you shall address me as Princess of I Don't Give A Damn Narcissa So Shut Up
Dumbledore: Do mind your language ladies, there are children present
Narcissa: Draco, are you allowing this girl speak to me in such a way?
Narcissa: Draco?
Draco: Mummy?
Narcissa: Draco?
Draco: Mummy!
Ron: Chicken!!😁
Narcissa: You haven't called me Mummy in years, what's going on?
Hermione: I think the twins should explain it😏
Hermione: Go on twins😏
George: You start Fred
Fred: No, you start George
Narcissa: Just spit it out!
George: Ok, so we may or may not have misplaced a time machine...
Fred: And Draco may or may not have found it...
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