Dumbledore: Well students, or as you say, 'guys', I think that it will soon be time for me to depart this chat, having gathered as much knowledge as I can about teenager-ness!
Dumbledore: Hence the chat name...
Harry: I don't know Professor... that was awfully formal...🤨
Dumbledore: Would it help if I said 'leave' instead of depart?
Harry: ...
Draco: Finally, the old bat is going to leave!😒
Harry: How can you be so stupid? He can literally see what you've just said!
Dumbledore: Idiocy can be found in the smartest of times, if only one remembers to fetch Draco
Harry: Nice one! You really are getting better at this, Headmaster... even though that was still pretty formal...
Dumbledore: Why, thank you Harry!😊
Dumbledore: Oh, was I not slanging?
Harry: Umm... no😑
Hermione: Grammatically, you could say 'using slang'
Fred: You just can't help yourself, can you Hermione?
George: You just HAVE to correct people's grammar!
Hermione: I don't HAVE TO!
Fred: Prove it!
George: For the rest of today, you cannot correct the spelling, grammar or punctuation of anyone!
Hermione: Deal!
Fred: Your on!
Hermione: Fred you used incorrect-
Fred: I used incorrect what?😉
Hermione: Nothing...😑
Hermione: This is going to be harder than I thought...
Dumbledore: How about if I say: Guys, ima leave soon. Peace out y'all!
Harry: Wow, that was a drastic transformation!
Dumbledore: Well... I may have used oldpeoplespeechconvertedtoslang.com
Ginny: Oh my...😂😂
George: Hermione, how you feeling about all of this informality?😉
Hermione: I'm fine... it doesn't bother me...😶
Fred: Mmmhmmm... sure...
George: Wait a minute, where's Ron?
Hermione: He's still recovering...
Fred: Oh, from Mary number 2?😂😂
Hermione: Yup, the crazy fan cousins!
Hermione: I don't think he'll be coming back if Mrs Weasley is still on here!
Arthur: Maybe me and Molly ought to leave too, after all, it will give me more time to investigate rubber ducks!
Hermione: It's actually-
Hermione: Nothing...
Molly: Yes, maybe we're a bit too old for this now...😑
McGonagall: That's me leaving too then...
Harry: Oh, but can we add you back if we ever need house points?
McGonagall: Of course, Potter! How else will Gryffindor win the house cup?
Draco: THAT'S NOT FAIR! ITS RIGGED!
Hermione: You should put an-
George: 🤨
Hermione: Nothing😒
Dumbledore: I think I might create an Instagram account, now that I have learnt the fundamentals of being cool!
Draco: Old man, your like the global warming of cool...😒
Hermione: That's not-
Hermione: UGH NOTHING!
Dumbledore: Harry, would you do the honours of removing myself, Minerva, Molly and Arthur from this chat, please?
Harry: Of course!
Harry has removed Dumbledore, McGonagall, Molly, and Arthur from the chat
Harry: Its really quiet now...😶
Hermione: ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT! IF YOU ARE GOING TO USE THE ABBREVIATED FORM OF 'YOU ARE', IT IS 'YOU'RE' NOT 'YOUR'! IF YOU ARE GOING TO USE THE ABBREVIATED FORM OF 'IT IS', SAY 'IT'S' NOT 'ITS'! AND FOR GOODNESS SAKE, RESPECT APOSTROPHES!!!
Harry: 😶
Fred: She cracked!
Fred: George, you owe me five galleons!
Hermione: 😠
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