Harry has added Dumbledore to the chat
Harry: Dumbledore's back!
Dumbledore: Yes, following my recent attempt at setting up an Instagram account, I have decided to return and gain more knowledge on developing 'teenager slang' and such.
Draco: Oh great, Pooter added the old bat back😒
Harry: My name is POTTER!
Draco: I know, but Pooter is much better!😁
Ginny: Guys, have any of you seen Fred and George?
Ron: No, I'm too busy trying to find something good to make a Tik Tok out of! Damn it, nothing interesting ever happens!
Ginny: What?! There have been numerous snake incidents, jack-in-the-boxes, dumgbombs and more! How more interesting could it possibly get?!😲
Hermione: You're forgetting the male Ginny and ballerina Ron!
Harry: And Malfoy wetting himself!😂
Draco: I DID NOT WET MYSELF!😑
Ginny: Oh yeah, and the 3 Snapes!
Dumbledore: Heavens! I didn't realise the extent of your mischief!
Hermione: If your mission is to become 'cool', Professor, maybe you shouldn't say 'heavens'...
Dumbledore: Thank you, Miss Granger, would 'good grief' be better?
Hermione: 🤦♀️
Hermione: But Ginny's right, it really couldn't get any more interesting...
Fred: I wouldn't be so sure about that if I were you...
Hermione: Oh no, what did you two do?🙄
Hermione: THIS time?!
George: All we shall say is come to Snape's bathroom... it's in his room, behind the portrait of Harry's mother!😊
Harry: WHAT?!
Draco: You know what, I actually think Pooter isn't a good nickname anymore...
Draco: What about... Pooper?!😏
Harry: NO!
Fred: Come quickly, the show's starting!
Harry: We're here!
Ron: Harry, stop stroking your mother's hair and open the bloody door! This might finally be something that's Tik Tok worthy!😁
Hermione: Ronald, stop having the emotional range of a teaspoon!😑
Hermione: But Harry, please hurry up before this gets worse...
Ginny: Can anyone else hear singing...?🤔
Draco: Yeah Pooper!😁
Harry: AGH MY EYES MY EYES! MY BEAUTIFUL EYES AAAAAGGGHHHHH!
Ron: BLOODY HELL, I'M SCARRED FOR LIFE!
Ginny: HARRY, GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY EYES!
Neville: Trust me, Ginny, you'll be glad for it in a minute...😶
Harry: I WILL NEVER UNSEE THIS!
Harry: I'D BATTLE VOLDEMORT IF IT MEANT I COULD ERASE THIS IMAGE FROM MY MEMORY!
Dumbledore: Goodness! Is that Severus?!😳
Ron: Twins! Why didn't you warn us?😑
George: Oops, forgot...
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