Ron: Umm so guys...
Ron: I was wondering if you'd like to help your favourite person out with something...?😁
Ginny: Sure, what does Harry need?
Ginny: I swear if he got stuck in a toilet again I'm not helping him this time😣
Ron: Not Harry, ME!
Harry: Oh come on, I'm not THAT bad🙄
Ginny: SIX TIMES HARRY!
Ron: Bloody hell, how do you even get stuck 6 times???
Harry: I was trying to get to the ministry of magic...
Harry: It was an accident!
Ginny: You chose the same non-magic toilet SIX TIMES!
Draco: BAHAHAHAHA
Draco: You're saying that Potty flushed himself down an ACTUAL POTTY??😂😂
Hermione: Would this be a good time to remind you Draco that you were the one who asked your mother for permission to use the big potty a few weeks ago?😏
Draco: 😶
Harry: See! Who's the idiot now?
Hermione: Do you want us to answer that or...?😏🤦♀️
Dumbledore: Hold up ma peeps, I had been doing some gross thinking that the slang term we is have to using is iodine?
Draco: Anyone else lose brain cells trying to understand that?😂
Ron: I hate to agree with the ferret, but he's got a point...
Hermione: Oh please, don't pretend that the two of you had any to begin with😏
Harry: No Professor, iodine was a mistake...
Dumbledore: So it's not cool??😢
Dobby: Even Dobby has been saying iodine just like Headmaster Dumblydor, Harry Potter
Dobby: Dobby wants to be cool too, just like Harry Potter and his friends!
Hermione: Awww Dobby
Hermione: Of course saying iodine is cool!
Harry: It is?🤨
Hermione: Shut up Harry🙄
Hermione: You iodine😏
Ron: Umm hello?
Ron: Does anyone care that I asked you for help??
Draco: Let me think about that🤔
Draco: No😁
Hermione: Ron, if this is about the homework...
Ron: Why do you always assume it's about homework?
Ron: Just because I always ask you, doesn't mean it's about that!
Ron: What if I'm going through a mid-life crisis??
Ron: What if I need help with LIFE STRUGGLES??
Draco: Like untangling Potty from a Potty?😂😂
Harry: The fact that Malfoy actually thinks that's a funny joke😭
Hermione: Alright alright!
Hermione: Gosh Ronald, I'm sorry
Hermione: What do you need help with?
Ron: Erm, homework...😶
Hermione: I knew it😁
Ron: So, you'll help me?
Hermione: Fine, but this is the last time!
Harry: You said that the last 27 times😆
Draco: Get it? Because he got stuck in a toilet?🤣😁😆
Dumbledore: Do you know what puzzles me?
Draco: No, but I suppose you'll tell us anyway😑
Dumbledore: What is the difference between an idiot and and iodine?
Harry: You're never going to live this down Mione😂
Hermione: 😑
Dumbledore: Also, how does one get entangled in a toilet repeatedly?
Ginny: Six times to be exact 🤦♀️
Hermione: And you Harry, my dear friend, will never live THIS down😁
A/N: Hello everyone, long time no see... I truly am very sorry for the lack of updates, I will try to update more regularly in future! I also apologise for the quality of this chapter, I know it wasn't the best but I'm running out of ideas... if anyone has any I'd be delighted to hear them!
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