Ron: Hey guys, what if the meteor that killed all the dinosaurs was actually a UFO and we are all aliens?
Draco: So we stole the Earth?
Draco: Awesome!😁
Hermione: Ronald that's...
Hermione: Actually not a bad theory...🤔
Fred: Blimey, you actually had a thought...
George: That wasn't about food?
Harry: 🤯
Fred: SOMEONE DOCUMENT THIS!
George: IT'S A MIRACLE!
Ron: As an alien, I command you to shut up!
Fred: Technically, that makes US aliens too...
George: So you have no authority to make that statement!
Hermione: You know, generally people are not proud to call themselves aliens...
Draco: Damn, we are good-looking aliens!😉
Draco: Well, I am anyway😊
Hermione: *coughs*
Draco: Oh, and Hermione too!
Harry: Wait, has Hermione forgiven you yet?
Hermione: NO
Draco: You didn't even have the detention!
Draco: The old bat gave you some extra work to do...
Draco: Which you were pleased about anyway!
Draco: NOT FAIR!😑
Hermione: You are still not forgiven!
Draco: Can I make it up to you?
Hermione: Depends...
Draco: I'll think about it...🤔
Ron: Not that I don't love that Hermione's mad at you, but can we get back to our alien discussion?
Ron: I'm thinking that we might need to tell someone about this!
Ron: I could be rich!
Hermione: 🙄
Ginny: I'm already rich!🤑
Hermione: Ron, I hate to burst your bubble...
Draco: Me too!
Draco: Who am I kidding, I'd love to burst your bubble!😂
Hermione: But... I don't think you're going to become rich this way...
Ron: I thought you said it wasn't a bad idea!
Hermione: Yes, but that doesn't mean it was a good idea!😑
Harry: Ron, go and eat some chicken!
Ron: I do fancy some chicken right now...
Draco: When do you not?🙄
Harry: Maybe he really is an alien...
Harry: I mean, none of us are obsessed with chicken like him...
Hermione: But where would we have come from?🤔
Hermione: There's no evidence of life on other planets!
Harry: Maybe WE were the life on other planets!
Hermione: Then how would we have survived on Earth?
Ron: Damn it, Hermione! You're ruining my moment in the spotlight!
Draco: Yeah, treasure it, because it may never come again...
Ron: Hey, Mum said I am a treasure!
Draco: Yeah, then she said 'let's go bury it'!
Harry: Wow, that was low, even for you Malfoy!😑
Hermione: I'm not ruining it...
Hermione: I'm simply being logical!
Ron: HEY! Mum's never wanted to bury me!
Hermione: Ron, don't fight back!
Hermione: Two wrongs don't make a right!
Hermione: Take Draco's parents for example!😉
Harry: 😂😂
Ron: Ferret, do you need some ice?
Ron: Because you just got BURNED!
Ron: Because Hermione's scorchingly hot...😉
Draco: Hey! That's my girlfriend!
Hermione: NO! We are NOT going through this...
Hermione: AGAIN!
Hermione: So both of you...
Hermione: SHUT UP!
Ron: Yeah, shut up Malfoy!
Draco: You're the one talking Weasel!
Ron: Well so are you!
Hermione: Guys...
Hermione: I don't know how many times I've said this to you two...
Hermione: SHUT UP!
Draco: Yeah, I don't engage in mental combat with the unarmed!
Hermione:😠
Draco: *shutting up*
A/N: What do you think of this story so far? Funny? Not funny enough? Cringey? Give me some improvements please! I thought that Hermione and Draco would probably argue a lot if they started dating, which is why they are mad at each other in literally every chapter! Who's your favourite character? Anyone you'd like me to add? Let me know if you have any ideas for a new chapter!
Ok, now I have a serious question...
Are you getting bored of this story?
I'm serious! Is it too repetitive or just not funny anymore? I love writing this, but if you're not enjoying it, please please please let me know!
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