Dumbledore: I HAVE FOUND THE ONE FOR ME!
Harry: WHAT?!
Ginny: Oooh, is it Grindewald?😉
Hermione: Please say no, I had my money on McGonagall!
Ginny: Oh Hermione, how many times have I told you that he's gay?!
Neville: Who is it, Professor?
George: No wait, don't answer...
Fred: Let's guess!😊
Harry: I'll add the Professors to the group chat too!
Harry has added McGonagall, Snape, Umbridge to the chat
Umbridge: According to educational degree number 47429375...
Harry has removed Umbridge from the chat
Harry: I'm with Ginny, I bet 5 galleons on Grindewald!
Hermione: You know, Harry, you are actually capable of thinking for yourself! You don't always have to agree with Ginny!🙄
Harry: 😶
Ron: I'm betting on McGonagall too! High five, Hermione!
McGonagall: Who's betting on what?
Draco: What about the oaf?
Harry: Hagrid?
Hagrid: Harry?
Draco: Yes😊
Hermione: Who?
Ron: What?
Ginny: Donkey!
Dumbledore: I'M IN LOOOOOOOOVE!!!
Hermione: Draco, you think that Dumbledore, I mean Headmaster Dumbledore, is in love with Hagrid?
Draco: Yes!😁
Hagrid: WHAT?!
Harry: *grabs bucket*
McGonagall: Mr Potter, what is going on?
Harry: Professor Dumbledore is in love with someone, and we're all betting on who!
Luna: It's probably the nargles.
Ron: 😶
Dumbledore: MY LOVE IS HEEEERRREEEEE!
Harry: Oh, so it's one of the Professors then?
Hermione: I WAS RIGHT!!!! ALBERVA ALL THE WAYYYYY!!!!
Dumbledore: SEVERUS, MY LOVE!
Harry: WHAT THE...?!😲
Ginny: HOW... BUT HE... WHAT?!
Harry: *grabs bucket*
Ginny: *retches*
Fred: *falls off chair*
George: *also falls off chair*
Ron: *stops eating chicken*
Snape: Umm, Albus, what are you doing...
Snape: Thank you for the gift but...
Hermione: What's going on?
Draco: BAHAHAHAHAHA!
Draco: The old bat is in the Slytherin common room... and he gave Snape a gift!😁
Draco: A BOTTLE OF SHAMPOO😂😂
Ginny: Awww, that's kind of sweet!
Hermione: Yes, I think I'm coming round to the idea!
Ginny: They'd make a cute couple!
Hermione: What would their ship name be?
Ginny: How about... Alverus!😊
Hermione: OMG, YESSSSSSS!!
Ginny: Let's start planning the wedding now!
Snape: NO!
Harry: *heaves*
Ron: *splutters*
McGonagall: *stares in shock*
Harry: Well, this escalated quickly 😶
Snape: CAN SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME?!
McGonagall: What's the matter, Severus?
Snape: MAKE IT STOP!
Dumbledore: OOOOH, SEVY SEVY🥰
Hermione: Draco, tell us what's going on!
Draco: I CAN'T... I'M LAUGHING TOO HARD😂😂
Draco: You'll probably see it on Tik Tok later!
Snape: NO!
Ron: NO!
Ron: MOVE OUT THE WAY, I'M COMINGGGGGGG!!!! I NEED TO GET THIS BEFORE ANYONE ELSE DOES!!!😠
Dumbledore: I LOVE YOU SEVY!!!!🥰🥰
Harry: WHAT IS GOING ON?!
Ron: BAHAHAHAHAHA
McGonagall: Alright, I'm going down to the Slytherin common room to see what all the fuss is about!
McGonagall: Oh my...
Hermione: SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT IS GOING ON!😠
Ginny: Me too!
McGonagall: This is ridiculous! Albus, stop rubbing shampoo into Severus' hair, and Severus, stop crying!
Ginny: THE SHIP HAS SAILEDDDDDD!!!
Hermione: We need to prepare a speech about this for their wedding!
Ginny: YAAAAAAAASSSS!!!
Hermione: Shampoo... bringing people together😊
Harry: Does anyone else wonder if Dumbledore really is in love with Snape, or if he's under a love potion?
Ron: Blimey, I didn't think of that!
Hermione: Of course you didn't, you're too busy eating chicken and making Tik Toks!🙄
Ginny: The question is, who gave Dumbledore the love potion?🤔
Snape: IS NO ONE GOING TO HELP ME?
Snape: Hello?
A/N: Hi! What do you think of this chapter? Was it funny enough? I have nothing against gay people, so please don't think that I'm making fun of them! I just thought that Snape would be the funniest for Dumbledore to fall in love with!
Shout outs go to:
Ruqaya_18 for suggesting that Dumbledore takes a love potion!
ShafaQureshi for inspiring me to write this chapter
Ruqsgirach11 for inspiring me to write this chapter
The question for this chapter is... who gave Dumbledore the love potion? Hint: It's someone currently in the chat! Remember, winner gets the next chapter dedicated to them!
Lots of love
Safi31
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