Draco has added Lucius to the chat
Ron: Oh, bloody hell!
Ginny: Oh yay, Daddy Ferret is here...😒
Harry: Why did you add him, Malfoy?
Fred: I think you mean Drakey Snakey😂
Draco: NO!
Draco: Father is getting bored in Azkaban, and this group chat is wayyy more interesting than the Death Eater's one...
Lucius: DRACO! You weren't supposed to tell them that!😲
Lucius: That group chat is our most secret weapon!
Ginny: Not any more, it isn't!
Harry: Wow, a group of Death Eaters are relying on a... GROUP CHAT?!😶
Ron: Well I am so getting famous on Tik Tok once this gets out!😁
Lucius: OBLIVIATE!
Draco: Father...
Hermione: 1) You need a wand to perform a spell
Hermione: 2) Virtual spells are not a thing
Hermione: 3) YOU'RE SAYING IT WRONG... it's obliviAte, not obliviaTe
Ginny: Ooooh, Daddy Ferret got burneddddddd!
Hermione: Aloe vera helps with these sort of injuries😁
Lucius: Draco, why are you on a chat with such IMBECILES?!😑
Ron: That's what we've been wondering!😁
Ron: Wait, what does imbeciles mean?😑
Hermione: *face palms*
Hermione: Typically, imbeciles have an IQ of between 26-50, whilst idiots have an IQ of 0-25. Therefore, if we are imbeciles, then Draco Malfoy is an idiot😊
Draco: My Father will hear about this!
Harry: You're Father's already hearing about it, moron!
Hermione: Actually, moron's have an average IQ of...
Lucius: Shut it, mudblood!
Harry: Hermione's gone offline😶
Ginny: So has George...
Draco: Father, you should be afraid...
Draco: Very afraid...
Lucius: I'm not scared of a teenage girl!🙄😒
Lucius: *gulps*
Hermione: I'm back😊
George: Me too!
Hermione: I just had to take care of something...😏
George: Me too!
George has added Myrtle to the chat
Lucius: No, jes raking nyc phooooooooooooooooooooobeeeeeeee
Draco: Father, are you ok?
Hermione: 😁
Myrtle: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Harry😉
Draco: Hermione, what did you do?
Harry: GEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE!
Lucius: Ik, I'n eubbing!
Fred: Hi Myrtle, we want to ask you a question!
Lucius: Dradoooooooo, ate you vominf to gelp meeeeeeee?
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