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NOT AGAIN!

Snape: Well, thank you for your help yesterday everyone 😠

McGonagall: Did no one help you, Severus?

Snape: NO! You all left me alone with Albus!

Harry: Hermione laughed so much that she fainted, so I had to take her to the hospital wing!

Hermione: No Harry, you were the one who had to be taken to Madame Pomfrey and given the anti-laughter potion😑

Hermione: Thankfully, Ron was easier to control. I managed to distract him with chicken!

Ron: Then I forgot all about Tik Tok! Some Slytherin idiot beat me to it!😒

Draco: 😁

Draco: Wait, I'm not an idiot!

Ron: Oh please, you're the reason that they put directions on shampoo!

Harry: And Snape is the reason we have shampoo!😂

Hermione: Ronald, can you not act civil towards my boyfriend for once?!

Draco: 🥰🥰

Hermione: *smooches*

Snape: Love disgusts me😒

Dumbledore: SEVYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Snape: Oh, PLEASE tell me that someone gave him the antidote yesterday!

Harry: Why didn't you? You're the Potions master!

Snape: Mr Potter, I was a little preoccupied trying to FEND OFF A ROMANTIC MADMAN!!

Dumbledore: I LOVE YOU SEVYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY🥰

Snape: SOMEONE GET THE ANTIDOTE QUICK!😶

McGonagall: I'll get it, hang in there Severus!

Snape: Hurry Minerva, he's coming at me with conditioner this time!

Harry: Ron, have you started recording yet?

Ron: Yes, and I've got my chicken!😁

Harry: Great...😑

Dumbledore: SEVYYYYYYYYY, DON'T WORRY! I'LL FIX YOUR HAIR!

Snape: MINERVAAAAAAAAAAA

McGonagall: I'm here.

McGonagall: Come on now Albus, just have a sip of this...

McGonagall: Good boy...

McGonagall: ALBUS! GET BACK HERE!

Ginny: 😂😂

Ginny: ALVERUSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

Hermione: I've got him, Professor!

Hermione: Ginny, give him the potion, quickly!

Snape: Has he drunk it yet?

Ginny: Yup, forced it down his throat myself!😊

Snape: Yes well, I think I shall go and have an unrelated nap. But I WILL find out who did this!😠

Harry: My money's on Ron!

Ron: Who, me?

Harry: How many other Rons do you know?🙄

Hermione: Harry do you really think that the Ron we know has the capabilities of executing this so flawlessly?🤨

Ron: HEY!

Ron: I have EXCELLENT capabilities!

Ron: Wait, what's a capability?

Hermione: Ron, you only just figured out how to flush a toilet...😑

Harry: Well, maybe it was Hermione then!

Hermione: Why me?🤔

Harry: Well, you and Ginny are planning the wedding, after all!

Hermione: It's OBVIOUSLY Fred and George again! Everything bad that happens to Snape seems to be because of them!

Fred: Not this time...

George: We promise it wasn't us this time!

Fred: Although George, I'm a bit disappointed...

George: Yes, we should have thought of this!

Dumbledore: Well hello students! What are you conversing about?

Harry: Does he not remember..?🤨

McGonagall: Give it a few seconds...

Dumbledore: OH DEAR!😶

Dumbledore: POOR ME!

Dumbledore: I mean... poor Severus...

Dumbledore: So... I'm thinking that Minerva is responsible for this!

McGonagall: Albus! It wasn't me!

Dobby: Headmaster Dumblydore, Dobby is very sorry.

Dumbledore: Why are you sorry, Dobby?

Dobby: Dobby made a love potion to give to Winky, but Dobby must have dropped it on the way to the sock shop. Dobby is very ashamed of himself😥

Dumbledore: Oh Dobby, it's quite alright! It was an accident, was it not?

Dobby: Yes, of course, Headmaster Dumblydore! Dobby would never purposely make anyone fall in love with the scary teacher!

McGonagall: I'm just glad that it's all over now!

Dumbledore: I'm not so sure about that Minerva...

McGonagall: Oh goodness, what is it now?

Dumbledore: I must have misplaced the bottle containing the love potion...😶

Hermione: Oh no...🤦‍♀️

McGonagall: And people wonder why I have grey hairs!

A/N: Hi! Wow, two new chapters in two days! Can you believe it?! 

This chapter is a bit longer than normal as I struggled to fit everything in! I'll try to include some more Dramione action in the next chapter though! 

Thank you to everyone who guessed, but to my knowledge, no one correctly answered Dobby!

Question for this chapter is... who is going to get hold of the love potion next? Comment your guess!

Lots of love

Safi31