Hermione: DRACO MALFOY, WHERE ARE YOU?😠
Draco: Umm, not here?
Harry: Uh oh, what happened?
Draco: I didn't do anything! Honest!
Hermione: AND NOW YOU'RE LYING ABOUT IT?! I CAN ALREADY SEE YOUR NOSE GROWING!
Ginny: Hmm, maybe we should tell Voldemort about that, might help his nose to grow back!
Ginny: Maybe you should confess Malfoy, she seems a little Grangerous!😂
Harry: Seriously babe, you need to stop with the puns now🤦♀️
Draco: What I mean is, I didn't intend for it to get so out of control!
Draco: Oh, this has all gone pear-shaped😑
Ginny: Don't you mean pear-snaped?😝
Sirius: I'll probably regret asking this, but what happened?
Draco: I had a nice romantic meal planned for her...
Draco: So I got Dobby to make us some food and bring it up to the room of requirement...
Dobby: Was Master Draco not pleased with the food that Dobby supplied for Master Draco?😳
Draco: Shut up Elf!
Draco: I lit some candles so it was more muggle-like...
McGonagall: Oh dear, I see where this is going😳
Draco: So when she arrived and we sat down to eat...
Draco: Umm, someone might have accidentally set the tablecloth on fire😶
Hermione: SOMEONE? WHY DON'T YOU TELL EVERYBODY WHO REALLY DID IT?!😡😡
Ginny: This is getting a bit myst-Sirius😂
Draco: So then, Snape, umm, Professor Snape walked in...
Hermione: AND WHO DID HE BLAME, DRACO?
Draco: Umm, the best person in the whole entire world?
Hermione: Aww thanks babe🥰
Hermione: BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT SNAPE THOUGHT, WAS IT?
Hermione: WE HAD 50 POINTS TAKEN OFF, DRACO! 50!!!!!😡😡😡
Ginny: Snape snapped😝
Hermione: I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO BE EXPELLED!
Ginny: You mean, ex-spelled🤣
Hermione: YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY!
Draco: *gulps*
Ginny: No, you will Rubeus day!
Harry: ...
Ginny: Well, it sounds like you had a lucky e-Snape, Draco😂
Harry: E-Snape?
Ginny: It sounds like escape!
Ginny: Come on people, start appreciating my puns!😑
Fred: We do!😏
George: They're Hufflepuffection!
Fred: Truly Ravenclawsome!
Ginny: Thank you twins!
Ginny: I use my imagic-nation😂
Fred: And what a spellar one you have!
George: I chant get enough of them😁
Hermione: Can you three stop waffling about useless babble please?!
Ginny: But Mione, we will Neville stop Quaffling!
Harry: Umm babe? You already did the Neville one😑
Ginny: Shut up Harry!🙄
Draco: Ummmmm, Hermioneeeeeeeeee...
Hermione: What?😠
Draco: *gulps*
Draco: I know you're mad right now...
Sirius: You think?😂
Draco: But you aren't going to dob me in, are you?
Ginny: You mean, Dobby you in🤣
Hermione: Let me get this straight...
Hermione: You are perfectly happy with Gryffindor losing 50 HOUSE POINTS at the expense of your happiness?!
Draco: Umm... yes?😶
Ginny: Seamus on you!😑
Draco: Hermione, did you just fart? Because you blew me away🥰
McGonagall: 🤦♀️
Sirius: Smooth Draco, really smooth😂😂
Ginny: Fleur-ting isn't going to get you anywhere Draco... why don't you try to re-Dean yourself? She might just Professer love for you and forget about it!
Hermione: Ginny, please stop, these puns are maddening! I can't think properly!
George: Aha! They're actually Mad-eye-ning😝
Hermione: All three of you are going to get a Mad-eye-ning punch in the face if you don't shut up now😡😡
Draco: So I'm forgiven?
Hermione: Sorry, make that four😏
Draco: 😶
A/N: Hi again! Sorry it took so long for me to update, I wasn't very happy with it and I'm still not completely satisfied... all the same, I hope you enjoyed it!
A couple of notices today:
I love that this story and "Hogwarts social media" have inspired people to write their own, but I really do not appreciate people copying my work! This is not aimed at anyone in particular, just a general notice! Thank you to all the people who have let me know first, given me credit, and used their own unique ideas, I really appreciate it and I wish you all the best in your books, they are truly amazing!
Also, my amazing friend bought me some lilies and I named them Lily Potter! (Because normal people name their plants, obviously😝)
I have a question for you all... who is your favourite Harry Potter character? Personally, I think Hermione, Ginny and Lily are awesome, although the fact that Lily died with her unborn child. is. so. sad😥 (I know I've said this before but I just can't get over it)
Shout outs go to:
enchantedpheonix2005 for all the support on this story!
Suhayb31 for all the support on this story and my other stories!
_ross_lynch for all the support on this story!
Amna061 for all the support on this story!
soccerswimmer for the phrase "Snape snapped"
As always, a massive thank you for reading, I sincerely hope you are enjoying it!
Lots of love
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