Fred: So... has anyone found the snake yet?
Ginny: No luck here...
Hermione: Same... It's like the snake has completely disappeared!
Harry: Knowing Malfoy's luck, it will end up in the cupboard with him!😂
Ron: Oh, I'd LOVE to see that!
Draco: That did not even occur to me😶
Ginny: Yeah well, not much does!
Draco: Oh you're calling ME stupid?
Ginny: The fact that you had to ask that question just proved my point😑
Draco: I am not the stupid one, Weaslette!
Ginny: Really?😑
Draco: Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
Ginny: We weren't even talking about ugliness, idiot🙄
Ginny: You can't even insult me on the right topic!
Ginny: When people say 'how stupid can you get?' they don't mean it as a challenge😑🤣
Harry: *spits out drink because of immense laughter*
Ron: You weren't even drinking, we can see you!🙄
Draco: Haha, you got caught Potter!
Harry: I am quite the catch😏
Ginny: Yes you are babe!😍😍
Draco: *grabs bucket*
Fred: *retches*
George: *heaves*
Ron: *chokes on chicken*
Ginny: Ron, you aren't even eating chicken...
Fred: HOLD ON ONE SECOND...
George: Ron is alive and breathing...
Fred: AND HE ISN'T GUZZLING SOME CHICKEN?!😲🤯
George: There must be something wrong with him!
Ron: Shut it, idiots🙄
Ron: I'm not addicted!
Hermione: Hmmmmmm
Harry: *raises eyebrows*
Ginny: *rolls eyes*
Draco: *face palms*
Draco: Ow, that hurt!
Ginny: Don't slap yourself then!🙄
Harry: Or... slap yourself as much as you'd like!😊
Draco: No, I hit my funny-bone on the cupboard door! Owwie!
Harry: Did Draco Malfoy just say... owwie?
Ginny: I think he did...😶
Hermione: Aww Draco, need me to kiss it better?🥰
Draco: Yes please babe🥰
Ron: Gag me😒
Hermione: Why don't you just come out of that cupboard now?
Ron: No, I haven't finished my Tik Tok... 'The Ferret in the cupboard' yet!
Hermione: Ron, don't you think it's time you gave up on your Tik Tok-fame dream?
Ron: Tik Tok is like chicken. YOU CAN'T GIVE UP ON IT!😁
Hermione: Oh my...
Fred: I think little Ronnie has another addiction...
George: Or we could call it a crush...
Fred: But that would be weird...
Draco: Oh please, the two of you are the definition of weird😒
Fred: Draco, we've been meaning to ask you mate...
George: How does it feel to be the world's biggest idiot?
Fred: Did you have to train for it...
George: Or is that just your natural non-charm?
Harry:😂😂
Draco: Why does everything bad seem to happen to me?
Hermione: Well, the snake WASN'T in the cupboard with you, so...
Draco: I don't feel comfortable with a WILD SNAKE roaming Hogwarts!😶
Hermione: Statistically speaking, someone is sure to find it soon, even by accident!😁
Draco: Oh, and the fact that I could accidentally stumble on a WILD SNAKE is supposed to make me feel better?!😑
Hermione:😶
Ginny: DUN DUN DUN...
Harry: (That was a bit too dramatic, Gin)
Ginny: (Ok, I'll tone it down a bit)
Ginny: Dun dun dun...
A/N: Hi everyone! What do you think of this chapter? Not funny enough? Honest opinions please!
I can now confirm that DRACO DID NOT FIND THE SNAKE! Thank you to everyone that guessed, it did not even occur to me that the snake could slither in (see what I did there?😂) to the cupboard that Draco is in! So, who finds the snake? I'll give you a hint, it is a male... Comment your guess! Remember, winner gets the next chapter dedicated to them!
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