Stinky Snape

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Draco added Snape to the chat

Ron: Ugh, I hate Snape!😒

Harry: Ron...

Ron: He gives so much homework and he STINKS🤢

Harry: Ron...

Ron: Plus, he took away 50 point from Gryffindor today!

Harry: RON...

Ron: 50! And I wasn't even doing anything! By the way, do you like the new chat name?

Harry: RONALD

Ron: What?

Snape: Mr Weasley

Ron: *gulps*

Ron: Oh, Professor Snape...

Ron: Harry, how do I delete messages?

Fred: I think it's a bit late for that, mate...

George: He's already read them🙃

Snape: Another 30 points from Gryffindor for disrespecting a teacher!

Draco: Go Snape!

Snape: 🙄

Draco: I mean, Professor Snape

Harry: How does it feel to be a butt-kisser, Malfoy?

Draco: Professor...

Snape: 10 points from Gryffindor for teasing Mr Malfoy

Snape: And another 5 because you look like James, Potter😏

Hermione has added McGonagall to the chat

McGonagall: Hello?

Snape: Minerva?

McGonagall: Severus?

Harry: Professor!

McGonagall: Harry?

Fred: Why is everyone saying each others' names?

George: Fred?

Fred: George?

Hermione: Shut up you two!

Hermione: Professor, I added you to the chat to show you that Professor Snape is taking unnecessary points from Gryffindor😑

McGonagall: Severus?! 

Snape: They are not unnecessary!

Hermione: You took points off Harry because he looks like his Father! 

Hermione: I mean, who is he supposed to look like??

McGonagall: Severus, give him the points back!

Snape: Last time I checked, Minerva, you weren't at liberty to tell me what to do!

Draco: Oooooooooooh

McGonagall: Fine then! 20 points from Slytherin for being a butt-kisser Mr Malfoy!

Snape: You can't do that!😯

McGonagall: Why not? It's what you did!

McGonagall: 100 points to Gryffindor!

Draco: For what?

McGonagall: For being Gryffindor, of course!

Fred: I like having McGonagall on this chat

George: Let's keep her on here😏

Hermione: Thank you Professor😊

Hermione has removed Snape and McGonagall from the chat

Harry: What did you do that for?😑

Hermione: We got our points back, didn't we?😂

Draco: My Father will hear about this😠

Hermione: Shut up Malfoy!



A/N: Hey! Sorry for not including all of the characters; it's difficult to give them all something to say... they are still in the chat though! Comment which character is your favourite and who you want to see more of! Who should I add in the next chapter? Also thank you @hajs_books for suggesting that I add some teachers in!

Lots of love

Safi31






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