I AM NOT DRUNK

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Hermione: Today is a good day😁

Hermione: I saw this thing outside my window and it was a bored or something and it had little wings and went flap flap🤣🤣

Harry: Erm, are you ok Hermione?

Hermione: And you know Snape, he gave me this workhome to do, but I haven't finished it🤣🤣

Harry: Guys... I think Hermione's broken😶

Hermione: I think Snape's hair looks weird, he should shave it

Hermione: That's a good point, why doesn't he shave it?

Hermione: That was smart, wasn't it? 

Hermione: I am very smart😁

Hermione: Ahhh, this is a nice ball of fluff

Ron: Bloody hell, what's wrong with her?

Ron: And what's a ball of fluff?

Draco: Erm, guys...

Draco: I kind of have something to tell you...

Draco: (Also, a ball of fluff is the pillow she's hugging)

Draco: So, you know Snape's birthday party last night...

Hermione: THE BALL OF FLUFF IS ATTACKING ME

Ginny: Omg Malfoy, we've told you before, it wasn't a birthday party!

Snape: There was a birthday party? 

Snape: For me?

Hermione: WITH CAKE

Harry: ...

Ginny: Erm, yes?😳

Snape: Then please, pray tell me, why wasn't I invited to my own birthday party?

Harry: Invite got lost in the post?😶

Luna: I thought the party was to celebrate the twins' prank?

Luna: Must be the wrackspurts in my head

Ginny: Busteddddd😣

Snape: Aha! So it was the Weasley twins!

Snape: See Albus! Now you have to punish them!

Dumbledore: Damn it

Dumbledore: It do be was a lit prank😎

Ron: What prank?

Ron: I didn't see it!

Ginny: You were too chicken-absorbed😂

Hermione: I THINK IT'S TRYING TO MURDER ME

Ron: CHICKEN WOULD NEVER HURT YOU

Hermione: NO ROLAND, THE BALL OF FLUFF

Ron: Roland?

Hermione: Hahahaha your name sounds like Poland🤣🤣

Hermione: Are you a country Roland?

Ron: Wha-

Ron: Will someone tell me what happened in this prank?

Ron: And why Hermione's acting like Dobby on drugs?

Hermione: Excuse me, I am perfectly fine!

Harry: What was that noise?

Draco: She just fell over the pillow🙄

Ron: SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS GOING ON

Fred: Chill mate!

George: All we know is...

Fred: We pulled an awesome prank yesterday...

George: Where we bewitched...

Fred: A bottle of shampoo...

George: To chase Snape around the castle all day...

Fred: And sing happy birthday...

George: In a chipmunk voice😁

Ginny: AND IT WAS HILARIOUS😂

Hermione: BUT WHAT IF WE DYED IT?

Ron: Dyed what?

Hermione: SNAPE'S HAIR YOU IODINE!

Ron: What the hell is an iodine??

Dumbledore: Draco, you'd better get spilling the soup😎

Harry: Is anyone going to correct him or...?

Hermione: SPILLING SOUP IS SUCH A GREAT IDEA

Draco: So basically...

Draco: Don't get mad...

Draco: But I may have...

Draco: Used a spell on Hermione...

Draco: To simulate the effects of alcohol...

Draco: And I kind of can't reverse it😶

Ron: YOU GOT HERMIONE DRUNK??

Hermione: I AM NOT DRUNK

Draco: She fell over again🤦‍♂️

Ginny: Fell over what?

Draco: I don't know, her own feet I guess?

Draco: And I DID NOT GET HER DRUNK! IT WAS A SPELL!

Hermione: I AM NOT DRUNK

Hermione: Oooo another ball of fluff!!

Draco: She just fell asleep🤦‍♂️

Snape: Albus, aren't you going to punish the Weasleys?!

Dumbledore: Umm, happy birthday?😳



A/N: Hi my lovelies, how are you? Sorry for the lack of updates recently, I think I may have had writer's block?

I was going to write a chapter yesterday on Snape's birthday, but I ended up being quite busy and not being bothered to write😝

Someone commented that I should write a chapter about Hermione being drunk, and I've forgotten who, so if it was you, please do tell me!

Ngl, Hermione's lines were  pretty easy to write, this is pretty much what I sound like on a normal day🤣

Shout outs go to:

M3CRILESS

SiriuslyRiddikulus7

SlytherinLesBean08

TheginnyReader

lilaa--

For all of the support!

I hope you enjoyed this chapter!

Lots of love

Safi31






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