Maybe Ai isn't war (Hayasaka X reader)

Aisaka wants to kill

Aisaka wants to kill

Tatsuo's POV

Aisaka and Kaguya were staring daggers at each other while I, Prez, and Chika watched helplessly. Aisaka then turned to me and asked viciously, "You're on my side right and not that cretin, right Nii-chan?"I gulped as she released a great amount of pressure onto me. When I was just about to answer, Kagyua stopped me by also saying, "I'll stop you right there. I'm no mere cretin like you are. Unlike you, I actually have a brain. You agree with me, right Shiro-kun?" She too also unleashed a great amount of pressure onto me. How did I get into this situation?!

About ten minutes earlier...

Another grueling day in the student council. I sighed as I finished the last of the paperwork on the table. I then proclaimed, "I'm done... " I laid my head down on the table. That took more effort than usual. Of course, the Prez left the most grueling work for me. Then again, I shouldn't be complaining since it took me about seven minutes to do but that's seven minutes of my life that I'll never get back.

"EEHH!?! You're done already Shiro-kun!?" Chika-san asked me, astonished.

"Yeah, it was actually pretty easy to do..."

"Then could you help me out again, Shiro-kun?"

"Heck naw! The last time I 'helped' you, I ended up doing about 94% of what you were supposed to do!"

"You say it like to took you a super long time to do it when it only took you eleven minutes when a normal person would take forty-five minutes..." Chika-san grumbled.

"That's eleven minutes of my life that I'll never get back. Actually, since I'm a nice guy, I'll help you out a bit." I scooted over to sit directly next to Chika-san.

"Tatsuo-kun, if you keep going on like this, you'll end up spoiling Fujiwara-san rotten," Kaguya warned me.

"It's only a little bit. A little could never hurt, ya know." (🦊🐸🍜)

"Yeah! Listen to Shiro-kun! He's the wisest person I know!" Kaguya-sama sighed when she heard what I said. I smiled when I heard Chika-san's praise of me.

"I actually agree with Shinomiya with this one. You're spoiling Fujiwara-san a bit too much," Prez said, entering the argument. I heard Chika-san silently say, "Not you too Prez..."

"Yes, I might be spoiling Chika-san a bit much but look at her!" I pointed straight at Chika-san's face and said, "With that cute face of hers, you just want to spoil her!!!" Chika-san was flustered as I said it. I continued my attack by exclaiming to Prez, "You of all people should know this Prez as another fellow man of culture!" I pushed up my non-existent glasses as I finished, "After all, if everyone in the world were to help each other, the world would be a much better place. So I beg of you, let me spoil Chika-san just a little bit more."

"W-well if you beg like that... I suppose I have no other choice but to let you in only under one condition!" Shirogane told me.

"Which is?" I questioned.

"You also help me out a bit... " There was an awkward silence for about five seconds before I burst out laughing. After I calmed down a bit I told the Prez, "Sure! I love helping people so I don't see why not!" Then the Prez told me in a serious tone, "Tatsuo, you should be careful so people won't take your help for granted."

"Yeah, yeah, do you want me to help or not?" Shirogane nodded. Then we once again focused on getting our work done... that is until an unwanted presence entered the council room.

Aisaka POV (ten minutes ago)

Shuchi'in Academy... I've been here before but the very appearance of the school is breathtaking as usual but that's beside the point. Today, Nii-chan finally let me come pick him up from school! It's probably because he got a text from Hayasaka-chan a few days ago. Usually, he always rejects me because he thinks I'm going to get into one of those heated arguments with the president and vice president but it's not my fault they're so annoying. I probably get along better with Kei-san than those two idiots.