Maybe Ai isn't war (Hayasaka X reader)

Shirou Tatsuo needs to think

Shirou Tatsuo needs to think

Tatsuo's POV

Here I am in bed with a cold that Hayasaka probably gave to me last night. Aisaka is currently at school and mom and dad don't get back from home for another three hours. So I'm pretty much gonna stay home alone for at least three more hours since Aisaka might hang out with her friends after school. There's something Hayasaka said last night that I can't really ignore. 'I want to have your baby, Tatsuo-kun!'

How could I not find those words... disturbing? Even if she was hallucinating like no ever has, nobody that was taught proper manners would ever say that to someone they don't even like! It may be safe to say that was a confession of love! Then again, is our whole relationship just based upon one meekly bet? So when this all is over so will our connection with each other?

Am I a joke to her... just another student that so happens to like her? Anyway, putting my depression aside, I really can't shake off Hayasaka's comment. Maybe Hayasaka really likes me and the cold only multiplied her feelings for me! But I really shouldn't take that as a confession. Also, I really need to make sure that after this whole thing is over, that me and Hayasaka are a thing.

"Onii-Chan, I'm home!!" I heard Aisaka say as she entered the house. Since I was locked up in my room I couldn't actually see her. Without even asking for permission, she entered my room and sat down right next to me.

"You came home earlier than I expected. What were you doing?" I asked her.

"Oh, I just stopped by your school and got to say hello to your girlfriend." She said casually.

"S-she's not my girlfriend!!"

"Whatever you say. I also dropped by your Student Council and saw Miyuiki-san and Kaguya-senpai."

"Please don't tell me you got into another argument with the President..." Since Aisaka and Kei-chan hate each other with a passion, she naturally gets into 'fights' (no violence, just throwing verbal abuse at each other. Just like how Maki and Kaguya behave to each other.) with Shirogane.

"I did. I can't stand that family. A want tae murder their love ones richt i front o thaim an then torture thaim. Slowly killin thaim until they finally dee aff. (I want to murder their love ones right in front of them and then torture them. Slowly killing them until they finally die off.)"

"Aisaka, you're getting out of control again." Whenever Aisaka gets really pissed and I mean extremely pissed off because of something, she'll usually start speaking in a scottish accent. If she doesn't calm down there, then she'll mix in profanity into her speech.

"Sorry, but I really hate those dirty Shiroganes." You have made it obvious. The two of you can't stand in a 20 meter (60 feet) radius without throwing daggers at each other.

"How'd it go with Hayasaka?" I asked my little sister.

"She seems nice. I can see how you fell for her. She is quite packing in those areas." She said while breifly glancing at her own.

"The body ain't everything! You have to choose by their personality and how they act!" Life lesson there kids.

"I know, I know. I'll allow you two to keep meeting up with each other. Just don't do anything too lewd with her."

"You don't have to tell me that! I'm an African Child!!!"