Maybe Ai isn't war (Hayasaka X reader)

Shirou Tatsuo wants to send

Shirou Tatsuo wants to send

Tatsuo's POV

When I finally got home after successfully getting Hayasaka's ID, Aisaka was already home cooking dinner. As usual, neither of my parents were home. When Aisaka saw me enter the house she said, "Welcome back, Onii-chan! Hopefully, you didn't do any dirty things with Hayasaka-san."

"Of course I didn't!"

"I know Onii-chan, I was just teasing you. Besides, it's not like you have the guts to assault Hayasaka-san I suppose," Aisaka said casually while damaging my mental health, "Anyways, did you get her Line ID?"

"H-how did you know that was my main objective!?"

"I was following you for quite a while before I made my appearance to you two lovebirds. I definitely don't always stalk- I mean follow you around every day. So did you get her number?."

"Yep! I did!" I said smugly while ignoring the last part she said. Moeha is really rubbing off on her.

"Why are you trying to be all smug about it? It's not like you went over a near-impossible hurdle or anything I suppose."

"Geez, don't you know how to be nice," I asked as I sat down at the dining table. "What are you cooking up anyway, Aisaka?"

"Don't try to change the subject. So what are you going to send her?"

"Huh? What do you mean?"

"Like what's your first text to her going to be?"

"I'm obviously going to let her send the first text first. If I send her the first text then it would be the equivalent of declaring that I want to talk to her!"

"Isn't that the whole purpose of getting her Line ID?" Aisaka asked me.

"Y-yes but she'll think that I like her and I absolutely don't want that!"

"As usual I don't get your thought process, Onii-chan."

"Well, I already know that she isn't going to text me before 9:50."

"How do you know that for sure?"

"Th-that's not important right now! What is important is thinking up the best time to text her back." Then I went into a large brainstorm about what to do next. Though I wonder what Hayasaka is doing right about now.

In Hayasaka's POV 10 minutes ago...

I was at Lady Kaguya's room attending and listening to her daily... 'concerns' until she finally asked me about my little trip with Tatsuo-kun today saying, "So Hayasaka what are you going to use Tatsuo-kun's Line ID for?"

"Nothing much, just having his contact information alone is enough. In fact, right about now he's probably going into mental distress about if he should text me first like you were when you got the president's ID a while ago."

"Weren't you the one who said that itś perfectly normal in this day and age for girls to be the ones to send texts or confess?"

"That's different, I'm not shy or stubborn enough to not send the first text like you are Lady Kaguya. I'm just waiting for the utmost perfect time to strike right when Tatsuo-kun's emotions are at its apex."

"But you do like Shiro Tatsuo, don't you?"

"Anyway Kaguya-sama..."

"Don't try to change the topic!"

Back in Tatsuo's POV

Aisaka already left me alone after she deemed this wasn't a major problem at all. It's not like she understands anything since she's naturally good at things like this. She's a literal social bomb walking around the place and stuff like this isn't my strong suit. I laid my phone right in front of me on my table as I stared straight at it. Maybe if I look hard enough at it, Hayasaka will finally text something to me and then all my problems would be instantly solved. My phone then proceeded to do my text notification tone which signaled that somebody finally texted me. I picked up my phone the fastest I ever had in my whole lifetime. False alarm, it was just from Moeha.