Maybe Ai isn't war (Hayasaka X reader)

Ai Hayasaka wants to visit

Ai Hayasaka wants to visit

Tatsuo’s POV
Ah yes, finally the weekend! A time to take a break from school and to chillax. It was already two in the evening and Aisaka wasn’t up yet so I had to make breakfast for myself. After a while, Aisaka still didn’t get up. I barged into Aisaka’s room only to see her still asleep on her bed despite it already being two in the afternoon. The moment I did enter she sat up quickly saw me and then sighed saying, “Oh, it’s only you Onii-chan.”
“Who else could it be other than me. Mom and Dad are always at work leaving the two of us at home. Anyways, don’t overwork yourself too much or you ~ will ~ die.”
“Yeah, yeah Onii-chan… besides I wasn’t even working on anything... “
“I can tell, you probably were working just now but when you heard my footstep pattern you quickly hid the papers under your blanket.”
“You always slip in between my defenses, Nii-chan... “ Aisaka pulled out the papers she was working on before from under her blanket.
“Nii-chan, have you eaten yet since I’ve been working? You can’t afford to skip any meals!”
“Yeah I cooked up some omurice and I made you a portion as well.”
“Y-you shouldn’t have Nii-chan! What did you say about overworking yourself!? When you cook for me you usually get too much in the groove of things and the next thing you passed out on the ground!”
“W-well I can’t help myself… cooking for my cute younger sister.”
“F-flattery won’t get you anywhere!.. *in a whisper* though I appreciate the compliment... ”
“Huh? Did you say something?”
    “Nothing! Now get out of my room baka!” Aisaka got up from her bed and started to push me out and when I was outside her room she closed the door gently but quickly. Heh, one moment she’s all Deredere the next she’s a tsundere. Well, I guess I’ll leave her alone for now. Then suddenly the doorbell rang and I have a feeling that I should answer it.
“Coming!” I quickly opened the door and saw Hayasaka standing there. I then closed the door in confusion.
“I must be seeing things. I guess I’m the pretty tired one. I can’t believe I mistook someone for Hayasaka. There’s no way my favorite classmate would suddenly visit our home... “ I opened the door again and once again I saw Hayasaka standing there. She wore a black dress with black leggings as for the top she wore a black sweater.
“Just to make sure I’m not seeing things, are you by any chance Ai Hayasaka?” I asked the figure. Hayasaka(?) puffed up her cheeks and answered, “No, I’m General Kazushige Ugaki!”
“Y-you are!? Um well, you don’t look like how they describe you in the legends.” I remarked.
“Baka!”
“I kid, I kid, sheesh.” We both couldn’t help but smile at our friendly exchange. Now, I don’t recall inviting Hayasaka over today. I wonder why she’s here.
“Anyway, Hayasaka what are you doing here?”
“You said I could come over before so I did. Did I come over at a bad time?”
“No no no, you didn’t! I just wasn’t expecting you or anyone to come today.” Dang it! She had to come during the weekend when I became a full-on NEET!
“Who are you talking to, Nii-chan?” Aisaka emerged from the shadows as that’s what she specializes in. I didn’t even hear her sneak up behind me. After Aisaka saw Hayasaka she looked like she connected the dots and she said, “Nii-chan, no doing any dirty stuff with Hayasaka-chan while Mom and Dad are gone. If you do then I’ll never cook for you again!”
“I-it’s not like that!” I answered quickly.
    “I know Onii-chan I was the one that invited Hayasaka-chan over today,” Aisaka revealed.
“W-wait you did?!”
“Yes, it’s true that Ai-dono did invite me over,” Hayasaka spoke in. When did these two get close to each other!? I know that Aisaka went on a little expedition but they sound way too familiar with each other!
“Ai-dono!? When did you two get close enough for Hayasaka to call you by a nickname?!”
“*Sigh* There’s so much you don’t know about me, Nii-chan. Glad you could come Hayasaka-chan it’s been a while since I talked to you face to face instead of through text.”
“Yes, it has been a while since we both talked face to face. Once again, thanks for your day-to-day ‘advice’. It’s been a great help capturing my target. Though sometimes the person could be a bit of a pussy.” Hayasaka said thanking her. I wonder who this person could be?
“Advice?”
“Sorry about that. Though they can be a bit dense, they are a really good person at heart.”
“Yeah, I know... “
“Okay I’m completely lost, what are y’all talking about?” The two of them both sighed and I could hear Hayasaka grumble, “They really are dence.”
“Nii-chan, aren’t you going to invite Hayasaka-chan inside? Her legs are probably giving out by now.”
“Oh, yeah sure. So Hayasaka, do you care to come in?” I offered.
“Yeah, sure Tatsuo-kun.” I moved outta the way leaving space for Hayasaka to come in through. Once Hayasaka passed, Aisaka whispered into my ear, “The reason I called Hayasaka over was so that you could win her over so try your best, Nii-chan!” Aisaka gave me an encouraging thumbs-up.
“You could have at least told me she wa, coming so that I could come up with a plan!” I whispered back.
“Nii-chan… no offense but your plans always ask for too little. You gotta go big or go home!”
“You don’t understand the intellect of Ai Hayasaka as I do. She’ll catch on to what I’m trying to do in an instant!”
“Then just have normal, regular fun with her, I suppose! There’s no other better way than if what you said is true!” Aisaka started to push me inside without me getting to reply what she had said to me. Hayasaka was already in the living room observing her surroundings.
“So this is where Tatsuo-kun grew up…” I could barely hear her mutter.
“Eh? Did you say something?’ Aisaka asked Hayasaka.
“Huh, no it’s nothing.” Hayasaka waved her hands dismissively.
“Hey, Nii-chan, why don’t you show Hayasaka-chan around.” Aisaka pushed me towards Hayasaka. She seems to be having a nice time playing the role of matchmaker.
“It seems like a great idea Ai-chan!”
“*SIGH* Fine, I’ll do it.” I finally agreed.
“Where’s the energy you always have before at school?” Hayasaka asked me.
“Well I stay home and lie around on the weekends and I’m way more active on the weekdays…”
“In short Nii-chan is a NEET on the weekends who’s hopeless unless an event is planned to happen.” Aisaka interrupted.
“N-no I’m not! I just… you know what? I am a NEET on the weekends but at least the house has a security guard!” Both Aisaka and Hayasaka looked at me smugly.
“Anyway, Hayasaka are you off today, or did Kaguya just let you come over today?”
“Are you going to give her a tour or are you going to keep on stalling, Nii-chan?” Aisaka grumbled.
“Okay! Let’s get a move on, Hayasaka!” I showed Hayasaka every room in the house, including Aisaka’s room, but I left mine behind, hoping Hayasaka wouldn’t notice. Hayasaka seemed to know what I was trying to do as she asked me with a grin on her face, “What about that room, Tatsuo-kun?” She pointed straight at my room and I could feel sweat run down my forehead.
“Don’t tell me you were trying to hide your room from me because something embarrassing is in there.”
“N-no actually, just you being in there is… kinda embarrassing… so I’d rather you not go inside.”
“Open sesame!” Aisaka appeared out of nowhere once again and opened the door to my room. She then looked up at me with a wide grin on her face. Hayasaka saw this chance while my mind was still in confusion. She jumped onto the wall and kicked off of it providing her with enough boost to jump cleanly straight over my head. She then immediately ran towards my room without a second thought. I could only watch as it all unfolded. After Hayasaka made it to my room I quickly entered also.
“Wow!” Hayasaka stared at my room in amazement.
“How is your room so clean, Tatsuo-kun?!”
“W-well, I don’t really like rooms that are dirty so I often clean Aisaka’s room when she‘s out with her friends-”
“He does, and I hate it! I like my room messy. It makes it easier to find stuff!” Aisaka interrupted me.
“Well, if someone walks into your room they’ll immediately think that you’re a slob! I’m just trying to uphold your image as an honors student!”
“Image shimage! I don’t care if people think I’m a slob!”
“I use my right as the older one to end this discussion.”
“Gah!” Aisaka stomped all the way into her room and slammed the door.
“Do you often get into fights like these with Ai-chan often?”
“No, the only time we really fight is talking about her room or… if I come home way later than usual.”
“I see…” Hayasaka sat on her bed without any hesitation.
“Wow, your bed is waaay more comfortable than mine, Tatsuo-kun.”
“Hehe, it is?”
“Yeah, despite me living in the Shinomiya Mansion, my bed is kinda hard while your bed is softer.” She then started to fully lie down on my bed in such a defenseless position.
“Oi Hayasaka, if I were any other man I would’ve pounced on you while you were in that position.”
“But I know you won’t since it’s you Tatsuo-kun. You’re way too kind to do something as low as that.” She moved once again and if she was trying to push me to the edge her boobs jiggled. I could feel my face getting red hot and Hayasaka noticed.
“Don’t tell me you’re getting turned on by me?” Hayasaka asked me seductively.
“N-no not at all!” I quickly averted my gaze from Hayasaka.
“Ara ara, you’re really shy Tatsuo-kun despite being a man.”
“Well, I have to act shy, or else who knows what I would do to you!?”
“Boy, it sure is hot in here… I don’t suppose you’ll mind if I remove a layer because of the heat?”
“N-no help yourself.” Hayasaka slowly and carefully removed the sweater she was wearing revealing her wearing a long-sleeved white shirt and if I looked hard enough I could see plenty of her chest.

“Don’t stare too much, Tatsuo-kun, or I’ll brand you as a pervert.”
“I-I wasn’t looking!”
“Changing the topic, you have a pretty nice room, Tatsuo-kun.”
“Really? I never thought of it as special.”
“Now… time to do a check.”
“Huh? A check about what?” Without any warning, Hayasaka dived under my bed and seemed to be searching for something. Oh, she was probably searching for hentai… which I don’t have! Hayasaka is the only girl for me, the moment I saw her again I got rid of any hentai I had on me and the only reason I had any hentai was that Fubuki and Daichi gave me some.
“Seems like you don’t have any hentai on you, Tatsuo-kun.”
“I don’t read hentai, it’s weird.”
“Or so you say, Tatsuo-kun.”
“It's true!” Hayasaka laughed a little before she asked me, “You sure are pure Tatsuo-kun. In fact other than your occasional peeps, you’re the least horny man I’ve met.”
“Is that supposed to be a compliment?”
“Wait just to make sure, you’re not impotent right Tatsuo-kun?”
“N-no of course not… I think. I don’t know to be honest.”
“Well, then shall we find out?” Hayasaka got up quickly and drove me into a corner. She drew her head forward for a kiss and I followed her lead. When our lips were about to touch Hayasaka suddenly pulled away and said, “Just kidding! Besides, there’s no way you’ll be able to take responsibility.”
“S-top teasing me already.”
“Sorry, Tatsuo-kun! I just wanted to see your reaction.” She sat back down on my bed. We conversed for a little while before she asked me. “Tatsuo-kun, could you pass me my phone.” She pointed at my table right behind me.
“Oh sure.” I grabbed her phone and started walking back towards Hayasaka but then I tripped on a book that belonged to Aisaka. I collided straight with Hayasaka and my face landed straight in between her bazookas. I raised my head after enjoying the sensation of a quick second to see Hayasaka’s face a couple of inches away from my own. Both of us slowly closed the gap between our faces kis-
“Thanks for the omurice Nii-chan it was delicious!” Aisaka barged into the room and separated me and Hayasaka right before we kissed.
“Oh my, did I interrupt you two?” Aisaka giggled.
“N-no!”

The winner of this battle: Nobody

Aisaka later apologized to Hayasaka for interrupting after they made a well-made plan.