Maybe Ai isn't war (Hayasaka X reader)

Shirou Tatsuo wants to watch

Shirou Tatsuo wants to watch

Shirou's POV

"Where are you heading, Nii-san?" Aisaka asked me as I opened the front door.

"The Movie Theater," I answered.

"Oh, did you manage to book another date with Hayasaka?" Aisaka asked me optimistically.

"... No," I replied. I wish I had a date with Hayasaka but... I simply don't dare to ask her out on a date! I mean what if she gets the wrong idea or something!? Besides, asking a member of the opposite gender to hang out might as well be a confession of love! The last time I even did ask her, Fubuki-neesan crashed the date. [As you can see Shirou Tatsuo has lost all of his confidence to take the initiative.]

"D-don't tell me you're going on a date with Kahogona-san?!" Aisaka gasped dramatically. I mean seriously, how much does Aisaka hate Fubuki-neesan? She's not a bad person if you get to know her... which I guess Aisaka already has gotten to know her but that's beside the point.

"No! I'm going... by myself..." There was an awkward moment of silence between the two of us. Hopefully, Aisaka doesn't get things out of hand. Hopefully, Aisaka will understand.

"You're going to watch a movie by yourself!? That's the most loner thing you could ever do!" Aisaka bursted into laughter. I forgot, she will never understand how I feel. I restrained myself from committing first-degree murder and simply said, "S-shut it! I don't want to talk about it!"

"So this is what you've been sneaking out of the house for. You're such a loner Nii-san." Aisaka chuckled.

"I-I haven't been sneaking out of the house that much!" I lied.

"Nii-chan, I've attached a GPS tracker on all of your clothes. You don't have to lie to me." Aisaka said casually like it was perfectly normal.

"... You did what?"

"I attached a GPS tracker on all your clothes." Aisaka once again said. This explains why Aisaka seems to always bump into me when I'm outside. She's been stalking me like a yandere.

"I-It's not like I've been stalking Nii-chan every time you snuck out it's for, um... safety purposes! Yeah, it's for safety purposes like if you get kidnapped by the mafia or something!" Aisaka said, stumbling through her words.

"Why would they choose a 6 '10 giant of all people to kidnap?" I asked.

"Aren't you only 6'8?" Aisaka cocked her head to the left in confusion.

"...No." I once again lied.

"I'm pretty sure you're 6'8, Nii-chan, are you lying about your height?"

"I-it's to make me look cooler!"

"Boys really do worry about the weirdest things."

"I could say the same thing about girls!"

"Really though, you're weird, Nii-chan." Said the stalker.

"I'm going now!"

"Bye, Nii-san don't die."

Timeskip

Now, what movie should I watch? I didn't check what movies were available today beforehand so I'm totally lost. Maybe I could watch the new Marvel movie that just came out, Spiderman No Way Home.

"Tatsuoooo-kun!" Someone called right before they rammed into my back causing me to stumble a bit. By the voice alone I already knew exactly who it was.