Maybe Ai isn't war (Hayasaka X reader)

Tatsuo wants to visit

Tatsuo wants to visit

[There is no chapter since Tatsuo is dead.]

Tatsuo's POV

Here I am, right in front of the Shinomiya Mansion. How did I get here? How did I get into this mess? Where is my hamburger?!

Time rewind...

I'm snacking on a hamburger inside of the Student Council Chamber. Such a nice day for a snack.

"Tatsuo-kun, could you give Hayasaka-san her homework? She's out with a cold today." Shinomiya-san asked me to disturb the peace that I was enjoying.

"Huh? Do I have to?"

"If you value your life then you will."

"I get it! Ya don't have ta threaten me!"

"It's not a threat, it's a condition."

"Somebody get me a phone! I need to call the police! Anyways changing the topic, do you mind if I call you by your first name?"

"Hm? Why do you want to?"

"To be honest, your surname is too much for my tongue. If I say it again I think my tongue would probably explode. I don't know about you but I need my tongue. I still have a lot of food I still have yet to try." Shinomiya-san giggled at my statement.

"Sure, you can call me Kaguya."

"Thanks Kaguya-sama."

"Don't call me Kaguya-sama! It sounds weird."

"Sorry it's a habit. When I call someone by their first name I usually add -sama at the end to it."

"You really have a lot of speech disorders, don't you?"

"Niya! It's not Niya's fault!" I said proving I have speech disorders.

"It's definitely your fault."

"Wait... doesn't Hayasaka live with you since she's a live-in maid? How come you couldn't give it to her?!" Kaguya turned her head to the side.

"You've been lying to me this whole time!!!"

"I never said anything like that! I was just trying to help your predicament! Is there anything wrong with that?!"

"What problem? I don't have any problems!"

"Your childhood promise with Hayasaka!"

"Heh!?"

"Just do it!"

Time skip

Here I am, right in front of the Shinomiya Mansion. How did I get here? How did I get into this mess? Where is my hamburger?! I was dragged here against my will.

"Aw... do I have to do this?" I asked her.

"You should be grateful I'm doing this for your sake." For my sake? This feels like punishment.

"Also Tatsuo-kun, don't do anything inappropriate with Hayasaka."

"What do you mean?"

"You'll know exactly what I mean when you see her."

"What" What does she mean I'll know when I see her? It's not like I have any common sense to use.

Time skip

"Inside this room is Hayasaka's quarters," Kaguya explained, "Be ever most cautious when confronting Hayasaka. She's very deadly when she has a cold."