Maybe Ai isn't war (Hayasaka X reader)

Fubuki Kahogona wants to have fun

Fubuki Kahogona wants to have fun

Shirou's POV

"Wake up dan~na-" A velvet voice whispered into my ear. I quickly jolted awake and sawF ubuki-neesan sitting on a chair at my bedside. Of course, she would be here on the weekend but whyw as she in my room, and where was Aisaka?

"Fu-fubuki-neesan what are you doing here!?" Fubuki-neesan giggled slightly. She was oncea gain dressed dazzlingly and really gave my eyes a feast. No, now's not the time to be thinking about that, Remember, Hayasaka is the only one for me.

"You make it sound like I'm not welcome here~" She giggled.

"I-I didn't mean it that way!" I waved my hands back and forth in self-defense.

"Fu fu fu, you're cute when you're flustered, Shirou."

"Do you have to tease me first thing in the morning? It's not nice you know." She really teases me a lot like this. Using that splendid appearance of hers and such to get the advantage of a boy goingt hrough puberty.

"It's an absolute necessity," Fubuki-neesan said before dusting off her clothes and standing up,

"Now hurry up and take a shower, we've got places to go."

"Places to go? What do you mean by that?" I asked her.

"Isn't it obvious? I'm taking you out on a date." Fubuki-neesan said casually.

"A d-date!?"

"Was that enough to get you flustered? You act like a virgin, Shirou." Fubuki-neesan giggled at my reaction. Right before I could get up, the door then flung open as Aisaka was there sipping from an apple juice box which she was not allowed to do first thing in the morning. I'm going to have to scold her for that.

"Oi, Nii-san it's time to wake... Fubuki-san!? When'd you get here!? No, the question is, who let you in here!?" Aisaka asked in outrage.

"I helped myself in Aisaka-chan. Do you have a problem with that?" Fubuki-neesan said as she faced Aisaka.

"Of course I do! You could've assaulted Nii-san!" Aisaka said irritation. There's no way Fubuki-neesan would ever assault me. We're like family. There's obviously nobody that would ever assault their younger brother figure. (A/N: Stepsisters: Hold my milk.)

"Would I do that?" Fubuki-neesan asked innocently.

"You definitely would! You'll take advantage of Nii-san being a beta male!" Beta Male? What's a beta male? Whatever a beta male is I'm definitely not it! I'm something better like an Alpha or something!

"I'm not a beta male!... What does being a beta male mean?"

"Bruh," Fubuki-neesan said, breaking character which rarely happens.

"Anyways how'd you even get in here Fubuki-neesan?" I asked.

"Oh, that's easy. I simply picked the lock with my all-purpose paperclip." Fubuki-neesan said while pulling out a paperclip from her skirt.

"You... don't know how to pick a lock, Fubuki-neesan." I pointed out.

"That's right. The truth is I stole your key, copied and put it back the last time I came here." The advantage of being rich, blasted capitalists.

"Wh-what!?" Aisaka asked in anger.

"I won't let anything get in the way of me seeing Shirou, Aisaka-chan." Aisaka stumbled back a small bit.

"Y-you have to take a shower, Nii-san! I set your food, which today is Miso Soup, on the table!" Aisaka said before gritting her teeth and dragging me away. I could've sworn I heard Fubuki-neesan mutter, "Shirou is amusing as usual." Nah, Fubuki-neesan would never say that. It must be a figment of my imagination. I quickly took a shower and wore the clothes I usually wore at home. Fubuki-neesan was waiting for me in the living room while playing Smash Bros with Aisaka on my Switch. Both of them seemed to be too immersed in the game as they didn't notice me when I came. So much for being a prim and proper heir to the Kahogona Group. I waved my hand right in front of the two of them but they didn't seem to notice. Is this how Mai Sakurajima felt all this time? After Aisaka KO'ed Fubuki-neesan that's when they finally noticed I was there.