Maybe Ai isn't war (Hayasaka X reader)

Hibiki Chūjitsu want to converse

Hibiki Chūjitsu want to converse

Shirou's POV

"Wake up, Nii-chan!" I heard an annoying voice call out to me.

"Five... more... minutes," I said while still fully asleep.

"Nii-chan! Wake! Up!" The annoying voice called out to me again. I could feel two soft objects shaking me as the voice called out to me. Maybe if I ignore it, the voice will go away and I'll be able to sleep in peace. Unfortunately, I was wrong.

"This is your last warning to wake up Nii-chan or I'm going to have to wake you up by force!" The voice came once again, disturbing my peaceful slumber.

"Shut... up," I mumbled as I covered both of my ears with my pillow. Maybe with me retaliating, the voice could leave me alone. Once again, I was wrong.

"Fine, you've given me no other choice!" The voice said once again. Heh, what's it going to do, bodyslam me or jump on top of me. As if, I mean how could that ever happen? Aisaka then jumped right on top of me which jolted me awake.

"Ow! Didn't you have any other way of waking me up!?" I asked her grumpily, now fully awake.

"Well, this way is more amusing, also it's payback for leaving me alone!" Aisaka said before puffing up her cheeks.

"We made up! We even played Smash together!"

"So you think you can really get away from doing something like that, by playing video games!?" Aisaka asked me angrily.

"Yes?" I said nervously.

"Seriously, Nii-chan? You have no idea how a girl feels. If you keep going like this, there's no possible way that you'll go out with Hayasaka-san." Aisaka grumbled.

"What, really!?"

"*snicker* You pretty much just openly confessed that you like Hayasaka-san." Aisaka snickered.

"Anyways, can you get off me now?" I asked.

"Nice way to change to the topic, Nii-chan," Aisaka said as she hopped off of me, "So first of all before we do anything, get on your knees." Aisaka stared at me with a stern face.

"Why do I-"

"Get on your knees now," Aisaka said interrupting me.

"Yes ma'am!" Aisaka can get quite scary when she's angry. It's best to do what she says and I'll get off with a less severe punishment.

"Do you know why you're on your knees right now, Nii-san?" Aisaka asked me while slapping a meter stick into the palm of her hand. Where'd she get a meter stick from? We don't have any at home!

"No, I do not," I answered.

"You violated Rule Seven of the Sibling Code."

"Which is?"

"Thou shalt not leaveth thy little sister alone for more than three hours!" She once again slapped a meter stick in the palm of her hand.

"What's the punishment?"

"DEATH." Death? That's a bit harsh.

"Please spare me!"

"You bow your head to me this easily? You really are a beta male." Aisaka scoffed.

"Ok hold up! Imma search up what the heck a beta male is!" Let's see... according to knowledgeformen.com, 'By very definition, beta males live their lives based on the values and vision of other people. They seek validation at every turn and because they lack self-reliance and a strong sense of personal identity, they fall into patterns of neediness and approval-seeking behaviors.' I'm nothing like this! [Shirou Tatsuo is blind]