Miyuki Shirogane Wants To Prepare
Nobody’s POV
“Um… Our next class will be cooking practice. We’ll be filleting and grilling fish. The fish will be prepared here so make sure to bring your aprons.” The teacher told the class.
“Cooking practice… I hope I do well,” Fujiwara said, “Well, you should be fine President. You’re good at cooking right? Filleting fish should be nothing…”
“Ghaaaahh!! Gaaaahhhhh!!”
“What’s wrong President!? Why are you hyperventilating!?”
“I can’t… I know I’m good at cooking… But not this!” Anything but fish!!”
“Huuuh!?”
[Cooking practice!! While Shuchi’in Academy placed a heavy emphasis on academics, it offered lessons in home economics as well! To teach students who lived on take out the basics of cooking and nutrition, the home economics professors had the authority to have them practice preparing food in class!]
“I mean, I love sushi, and I like grilled fish, but we’re filleting them… and you need raw fish to do that. Which means you have to touch the fish!!”
[Shirogane was the kind of man who could not touch fish!!]
“Is there some kind of problem with that? It’s only fish. Why can’t you just touch it?”
“Are you kidding me!? It’s raw fish! It’s all slimy and slippery and cold! It feels like it’s alive!! I can’t… just thinking about it is making me sick…”
“I’m gonna be honest, you sound kind of like a little girl right now… It’s not like it’ll actually be live fish right? And if you don’t use it it’ll just get thrown away! That would be rude to the fish!”
“I don’t even know how to respond to that...”
“Well, if it isn’t alive, then I guess I could barely do it…”
“Someone told me that they even got a fish tank last year.” Kashiwagi told her boyfriend.
“Wow, they’re really going all out.” He responded.
“Right? It’ll be kind of gross. Think you’ll be okay?”
“I’m a doctor's son, remember? I’ll be fine.”
“That sounds like they're going to be alive… We’re going to be cutting up live fish aren’t we?” Shirogane asked Fujiwara.
“W...well, you do need that to keep them alive… yeah.”
“I can’t even touch dead fish and now they’re going to be alive!!? You have got to be kidding me!!”
“W-well telling me isn’t going to solve anything.”
“If we do cooking practice like this…”
“Why is the president the only one having such a hard time?”
“Can he not touch fish or something?”
“O kawaii koto.”
“No way, no way, no way! I’m staying home that day!!”
“You can’t!! You’re the president! You can't skip school just because you want to!!”
“I decided a long time ago that I'd stay home if we ever dissected anything!! Cutting up a fish is close enough!! I’m staying home!!”
“Didn't you say you’ve had perfect attendance since grade school!? You can’t break your record for something like this!!”
“Urgh!! I guess you’re right… but then what should I do?”
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